61 definitions by William Dean A. Garner
Keep drinking a 12-pack of Stella every night and picking fights with six year olds, and you'll charliesheen yourself all the way to the grave . . . with a sojourn or two in the nearest jail.
by William Dean A. Garner February 27, 2011
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Angelina has some beautifulous baloops!
by William Dean A. Garner November 04, 2009
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The land of weapons. A large urban space that contains more weapons per capita than any other place on Earth.
We landed in Bazookastan at 0500, just before first light, and found 500 warriors aiming their AK-47s at us.
by William Dean A. Garner February 17, 2011
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Los Angeles is my idea of Bazookaville, a place where you can buy your weapon of mass destruction and take out your prince of pain.
by William Dean A. Garner February 17, 2011
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Barbie Doll, a 180 honey in sling-back kicks and a spray-on Armani, walks in the bar, hip-checks the bouncer . . . heads don't just turn, they whiplash. . . .
by William Dean A. Garner August 28, 2003
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1. Breast implants, filled with 500 mL (cc) of saline or gel
2. Big boobs.
3. Headlights.
4. Knockers.
5. Big Impressive Tits.
2. Big boobs.
3. Headlights.
4. Knockers.
5. Big Impressive Tits.
by William Dean A. Garner September 11, 2003
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Superior Court Judge: "Young man, you were caught with a 14-year-old girl in your dorm room."
21-year-old Defendant: "Damn skippy, bubba. Moistie little thang, too."
Superior Court Judge: "She was my daughter. Ten years."
21-year-old Defendant: "Damn skippy, old guy."
21-year-old Defendant: "Damn skippy, bubba. Moistie little thang, too."
Superior Court Judge: "She was my daughter. Ten years."
21-year-old Defendant: "Damn skippy, old guy."
by William Dean A. Garner September 09, 2003
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