by William Dean A. Garner November 7, 2011

by William Dean A. Garner April 26, 2011

by William Dean A. Garner November 7, 2011

Barbie is a "temptacious," fire-breathing dragon-lady who'll fuck you through the floor, the foundation, deeper than Old Six. . . .
by William Dean A. Garner September 9, 2003

Barbie Doll, a 180 honey in sling-back kicks and a spray-on Armani, walks in the bar, hip-checks the bouncer . . . heads don't just turn, they whiplash. . . .
by William Dean A. Garner August 28, 2003

Any behavior, body language, clothing, etc. on a female waitress or bartender that generates more tips.
She's so tipillating in every way imaginable that she earns a thousand dollars a night in tips alone.
by William Dean A. Garner April 5, 2011

Out of all the Fill-in-the-blank-istans, Afghanistan is the most beautiful, especially the snow-capped Hindu Kush mountains.
by William Dean A. Garner February 18, 2011
