Definitions by William Dean A. Garner
Goldsmoke
What she took for riches was, in fact, mere goldsmoke, a mirage of prosperity from her disadvantaged childhood.
On the outside, her husband was a vision of art. Underneath it all existed a volatile mix of hubris and goldsmoke.
On the outside, her husband was a vision of art. Underneath it all existed a volatile mix of hubris and goldsmoke.
Goldsmoke by William Dean A. Garner March 14, 2011
charliesheen
Keep drinking a 12-pack of Stella every night and picking fights with six year olds, and you'll charliesheen yourself all the way to the grave . . . with a sojourn or two in the nearest jail.
charliesheen by William Dean A. Garner March 13, 2011
Bazookaville
Los Angeles is my idea of Bazookaville, a place where you can buy your weapon of mass destruction and take out your prince of pain.
Bazookaville by William Dean A. Garner March 4, 2011
Bazookastan
The land of weapons. A large urban space that contains more weapons per capita than any other place on Earth.
We landed in Bazookastan at 0500, just before first light, and found 500 warriors aiming their AK-47s at us.
Bazookastan by William Dean A. Garner March 4, 2011
technacious
technacious by William Dean A. Garner February 18, 2011
Fill-in-the-blank-istan
Out of all the Fill-in-the-blank-istans, Afghanistan is the most beautiful, especially the snow-capped Hindu Kush mountains.
Fill-in-the-blank-istan by William Dean A. Garner February 18, 2011
diarrhito
diarrhito by William Dean A. Garner July 26, 2010