180

High-IQ woman from Yale, or some other "good" school, who's also a ho 'tween the sheets.

Barbie Doll, a 180 honey in sling-back kicks and a spray-on Armani, walks in the bar, hip-checks the bouncer . . . heads don't just turn, they whiplash. . . .

by William Dean A. Garner August 28, 2003

tipillating

Any behavior, body language, clothing, etc. on a female waitress or bartender that generates more tips.

She's so tipillating in every way imaginable that she earns a thousand dollars a night in tips alone.

by William Dean A. Garner April 05, 2011

Fill-in-the-blank-istan

One of a dozen ex-Soviet satellite countries of western and southwestern Asia.

Out of all the Fill-in-the-blank-istans, Afghanistan is the most beautiful, especially the snow-capped Hindu Kush mountains.

by William Dean A. Garner February 18, 2011

500s

1. Breast implants, filled with 500 mL (cc) of saline or gel
2. Big boobs.
3. Headlights.
4. Knockers.
5. Big Impressive Tits.

Shirline's 500s walked into the room a full second before she did.

by William Dean A. Garner September 11, 2003

Mentors

1. Breast implants
2. Big boobs.
from: Mentor Corporation, the #1 manufacturer of breast implants in the U.S.

Sittin' at the bar, I looked askance and caught her "Mentors" in my field of view, threatening to climb their way out of a thin black Armani dress.

by William Dean A. Garner September 11, 2003

powderpuff

Drug user, esp. cocaine

Sista Sam, my homie's "powderpuff," hoovered an entire ziploc o' coke in one slow up-the-shoot motion. . . .

by William Dean A. Garner September 11, 2003

Moistie

A young (not THAT young!) beautiful, sensuous and precocious girl who's fully developed, well beyond puberty.

The volleyball court at the beach was full of "moisties."

by William Dean A. Garner September 09, 2003