by William Dean A. Garner September 10, 2003
1.The kinda nasty, stanky diarrhea you get from eating Mexican or Middle Eastern food.
2. "Montezuma's revenge"
2. "Montezuma's revenge"
In Mazatlan, we ate at this taco stand. Fifteen minutes into it, I got the "voodoo doodoo" and wet my surfer shorts in front of the whole crowd.
by William Dean A. Garner September 18, 2003
As LUC would have it, the "dream girl" I met 48 hours ago left me, stole my life savings, took my cat, ate all my food and called my Mom and told her I was a terrorist in training.
by William Dean A. Garner September 09, 2003
by William Dean A. Garner April 25, 2011
The Return on Investment or ROI that a criminal gets when he cashes in his chips or finishes an illegal job
Soon as Marco cleaned up the bloody floor, he went to the Big Boss for his gimmee-back, a new Camaro.
by William Dean A. Garner November 04, 2009
What is now incorrectly termed "dark matter" is actually a three-dimensional field of particles called quantoretta (plural). Each individual particle is called a quantoretto, the smallest unit of Universal matter, which is electromagnetic (among other unknown, yet-to-be-determined forces) in nature.
Quantoretta are the entities that allow communication across the Universe to be orders of magnitude faster than the speed of light.
Coined in 2001 by William Dean A. Garner in an unpublished novel.
Quantoretta are the entities that allow communication across the Universe to be orders of magnitude faster than the speed of light.
Coined in 2001 by William Dean A. Garner in an unpublished novel.
Quantoretta can be harnessed to "see" trillions of light years into the Universe, and allow space travel from Earth.
by William Dean A. Garner April 01, 2011
Denise's "do-up" turned heads at the throw-down: black silk spray-on dress, no undies or bra. Oooooo-oo!
by William Dean A. Garner September 20, 2003