Blackie

Eric Clapton’s signature Fender Stratocaster
It is known for its two defining features, the black and white color scheme (hence the name) and the tone boost (powered by a 9 volt battery)

My strat is a blackie

by Whythisword September 06, 2022

Angry Smol

Someone whose temper is similar to their height

"God I hate being short"
"Don't be an angry smol now"
"I'm not an angry smol"
"You know every time you say that you get a little angrier and a little smaller"

by Whythisword March 06, 2021

Caught in 4K

A phrase describing someone getting caught doing/saying something shitty. Caught can also mean someone's being recorded and 4K is considered high quality, so it means you were caught doing something and it's extremely clear what you're doing

@Karen500 I just pissed on a guys shoes and spat in his drink after my COVID test came back positive
@Karen500 We need to limit the spread of COVID-19
@Michael69420 RT "I just pissed on a guys shoes and spat in his drink after my COVID test came back positive" This you?
@Karen500 I swear that's out of context
@Micheal69420 You just got caught in 4K

by Whythisword March 12, 2021

Blow your pipes

When you lose your voice from singing too aggressively

I thought you were gonna blow your pipes on that Slipknot song

by Whythisword August 26, 2022

GTK

Going to keyboard
Antonyms: AFK

Me: I got to go AFK
Friend: When will you be GTK
Me: Like 5 minutes

by Whythisword June 02, 2020

Fradrian

The ship between Franziska von Karma and Adrian Andrews from Phoenix Wright: Justice for All

“I ship Edgeziska”
“I prefer Fradrian”
“But Franziska loves Miles like a brother”
“That’s cause Miles is her brother. She taught Adrian how to defend herself with a whip, no doubt they have chemistry”

by Whythisword February 10, 2021

The Reynolds Pamphlet

The pamphlet Alexander Hamilton wrote to defend himself at the beginning of a sex scandal. When Alexander Hamilton cheated on his wife, Eliza Schuyler, with Maria Reynolds. James, Maria's wife, blackmailed Alex, Alex paid Reynolds in checks, which James Munroe, Frederick Muhlenberg, and Abraham Venable found, in the musical, the letters were found by Thomas Jefferson, James Madison and his murderer, Arron Burr.
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Alexander was confronted by his two enemies and his frenemy about these checks, he was accused of stealing money from the government. He disproved this "theory" with a letter and the power of words, they took an oath to never speak of it. In history, Munroe broke the oath by telling his best friend, Thomas Jefferson. It went into a small rumor, everyone started to hate Alex. To defend himself, he wrote the Reynolds Pamphlet, and the rumor turned into a sex scandal.

by Whythisword January 23, 2019