Swazzy

Sarcastic term for a skinny runt. Complete opposite of Arnold Schwarzenegger

Swazzy looks like death warmed up.

by Whowantspeas November 04, 2018

hands turn

Another word for work.

Im 33 and I haven't done a hands turn since I left school.

by Whowantspeas November 05, 2018

wireless

Another name for a radio.

Turn that bloody wireless down. I cant get any sleep.

by Whowantspeas November 04, 2018

shitbox

A car that is an absolute piece of shit. The bodywork will have more hits than the Beatles and the dash will be lit up like a Christmas tree and will take at least an hour to start the engine in the morning if you're lucky.

I'm not buying your shitbox. The scrap yard will take it.

by Whowantspeas November 03, 2018

sweenyitis

Condition when someone feels the urge to leave work to go out for a smoke at least 20 times per shift. The person will also be lazy, have no consideration for work colleagues and usually be a hindrance. There is no cure for severe sweenyitis but can be cured if caught at a very early stage.

I think I have sweenyitis. I just can't resist standing out in the smokehut and leaving my work colleagues to do all the work.

by Whowantspeas November 05, 2018

Toecutter

A member of a notorious group of freeloaders in the craigavon area.

I came down for a drink during the night and there was a toecutter sleeping on my kitchen floor.

by Whowantspeas October 31, 2018

Lose the plot

To lose all self control and go absolutely bonkers. Make stupid and irrational decisions. In most cases only lasts a few minutes but sometimes can be permanent which will require long periods of habitation in psychiatric hospitals with the men in white coats.

Jimmy will lose the plot when he finds out someone stole his New Kids On The Block album.

by Whowantspeas November 07, 2018