Whowantspeas's definitions

Harbour light

Another word for a shite.

I'll be out in 5 minutes after I do my harbour light.

by Whowantspeas November 3, 2018

limbo dancer

Someone who peeps under toilet doors.

Beware of the limbo dancers when you're on the throne.

by Whowantspeas November 4, 2018

qwertyuiop

Usually happens as a result of boredom whilst sitting at a computer.

I googled qwertyuiop at least 10 times in work today. I was extremely bored.

by Whowantspeas November 3, 2018

sixteen ninety

Female who has the body of a sixteen year old and the face of a ninety year old.

Get me that girls number. No wait. On second thoughts don't. She's just turned round and she's a sixteen ninety.

by Whowantspeas November 4, 2018

chinned

When someones lower jaw and chin seems to stick out after consuming an amount of illegal drugs, usually ecstasy.

Who fancies getting chinned this weekend.

by Whowantspeas November 5, 2018

sweenyitis

Condition when someone feels the urge to leave work to go out for a smoke at least 20 times per shift. The person will also be lazy, have no consideration for work colleagues and usually be a hindrance. There is no cure for severe sweenyitis but can be cured if caught at a very early stage.

I think I have sweenyitis. I just can't resist standing out in the smokehut and leaving my work colleagues to do all the work.

by Whowantspeas November 5, 2018

Scrobe

Someone who comes for a poor family and gets picked on in school because their uniform is cheap shit and they would usually be a freeloader.

Jimmy . If you don't have an 1880 club blazer you're a scrobe. Tell you ma to stop smoking and gambling the DLA money and buy you a half decent uniform .

by Whowantspeas November 3, 2018