qwertyuiop

Usually happens as a result of boredom whilst sitting at a computer.

I googled qwertyuiop at least 10 times in work today. I was extremely bored.

by Whowantspeas November 03, 2018

limbo dancer

Someone who peeps under toilet doors.

Beware of the limbo dancers when you're on the throne.

by Whowantspeas November 04, 2018

bark buster

Another name for a 2 litre bottle of cider. Seems to have originated in Northern Ireland. Usually drunk by underage drinkers who can't afford anything else to drink.

I managed to scrounge £2 of my ma for a bark buster tonight. I'm gonna drink myself unconscious.

by Whowantspeas November 04, 2018

Lose the plot

To lose all self control and go absolutely bonkers. Make stupid and irrational decisions. In most cases only lasts a few minutes but sometimes can be permanent which will require long periods of habitation in psychiatric hospitals with the men in white coats.

Jimmy will lose the plot when he finds out someone stole his New Kids On The Block album.

by Whowantspeas November 07, 2018

wireless

Another name for a radio.

Turn that bloody wireless down. I cant get any sleep.

by Whowantspeas November 04, 2018

chocker

Native of craigavon with a head that resembles a cube and speaks through clenched teeth. Usually asks people for cigarettes or money with no intention of ever paying them back.

Get lost chocker. I'm not lending you any more fegs or fivers you freeloader.

by Whowantspeas November 04, 2018

Toecutter

A member of a notorious group of freeloaders in the craigavon area.

I came down for a drink during the night and there was a toecutter sleeping on my kitchen floor.

by Whowantspeas October 31, 2018