Urban Envy

A feeling of jealously and disappointment when you find out that a word or phrase you thought was original and cool is already listed on the urban dictionary.

Peep 1: Dude, are you going to look for some fine white girls tonight?

Peep 2: Yeah, I love a white girl with a big booty...or as I call it..whooty

Peep 1: Nice try dude but whooty is not a new word, I saw it on the urban dictionary

Peep2: No way!....I'm having some serious urban envy over that.

by Whooty wrangler December 26, 2011

Monkey Scratch

When an itch occurs just below the arm pit and you scratch it with the arm on the same side of the body as the itch.

My friend made fun of me when had to monkey scratch a really bad itch.

by Whooty wrangler December 05, 2011

Crunkigh

A combination of being crunk on alcohol and high on weed or other recreational drugs at the same time.

Peep 1: Dude are you going to the party tonight?
Peep 2: Hell yeah, I'm going to drink and smoke my ass off...going to get my crunkigh on!

by Whooty wrangler November 02, 2012

mealsturbate

The act of eating and masturbating at the same time.

Peep 1: I am so hungry and horny
Peep 2: Why don't you knock out both problems by eating a sammich and jerking off
Peep 1: That is genius!..I should mealsturbate everyday!

by Whooty wrangler April 06, 2014

seritionship

A serious relationship, as opposed to casual dating, sex, etc.

Peep 1: Aren't you tired of dating so many guys?
Peep2: Yeah I need to settle down.
Peep 1: Girl, you need a seritionship.

by Whooty wrangler May 06, 2012