Whooty wrangler's definitions

Monkey Scratch

When an itch occurs just below the arm pit and you scratch it with the arm on the same side of the body as the itch.

My friend made fun of me when had to monkey scratch a really bad itch.

by Whooty wrangler December 5, 2011

seritionship

A serious relationship, as opposed to casual dating, sex, etc.

Peep 1: Aren't you tired of dating so many guys?
Peep2: Yeah I need to settle down.
Peep 1: Girl, you need a seritionship.

by Whooty wrangler May 6, 2012

Chicken butter

People who always reply to the question "Guess what?... with "chicken butt?"

Fam 1: Bro, guess what?
Fam 2: Chcken butt?
Fam 1: Why do you always say that?
Fam 2: I've been a chicken butter for years

by Whooty wrangler December 23, 2021

Crunkigh

A combination of being crunk on alcohol and high on weed or other recreational drugs at the same time.

Peep 1: Dude are you going to the party tonight?
Peep 2: Hell yeah, I'm going to drink and smoke my ass off...going to get my crunkigh on!

by Whooty wrangler November 2, 2012

mealsturbate

The act of eating and masturbating at the same time.

Peep 1: I am so hungry and horny
Peep 2: Why don't you knock out both problems by eating a sammich and jerking off
Peep 1: That is genius!..I should mealsturbate everyday!

by Whooty wrangler April 6, 2014