Definitions by Whooty wrangler

Urban Envy 

A feeling of jealously and disappointment when you find out that a word or phrase you thought was original and cool is already listed on the urban dictionary.

Peep 1: Dude, are you going to look for some fine white girls tonight?

Peep 2: Yeah, I love a white girl with a big booty...or as I call it..whooty

Peep 1: Nice try dude but whooty is not a new word, I saw it on the urban dictionary

Peep2: No way!....I'm having some serious urban envy over that.

Urban Envy by Whooty wrangler December 26, 2011

Booty Weasels 

The booty of a voluptuous woman. When she walks the resulting motion of her buttocks resemble two weasels fighting over a cheeto.

Peep 1: Man, did you see that girls ass?

Peep 2: Yeah, she is working those booty weasels today!

Booty Weasels by Whooty wrangler December 25, 2011

bootycallaholic

A condition of being addicted to booty calls.

Peep 1: Hey where is your roommate?
Peep 2: A girl called so he went to her house to do the nasty.
Peep1: Damn, that boy is addicted to booty calls.
Peep 2: Yeah, he is definitely a bootycallaholic.

bootycallaholic by Whooty wrangler December 18, 2011

Slafternoon 

When the time in the afternoon is going by very. very slowly.

peep 1: Is it quitting time yet?
peep 2: No it is only 2:30
peep 1: Wow, the time is dragging...this is the worst slafternoon ever.

Slafternoon by Whooty wrangler December 15, 2011

Monkey Scratch 

When an itch occurs just below the arm pit and you scratch it with the arm on the same side of the body as the itch.

My friend made fun of me when had to monkey scratch a really bad itch.

Monkey Scratch by Whooty wrangler December 5, 2011