Chicken butter

People who always reply to the question "Guess what?... with "chicken butt?"

Fam 1: Bro, guess what?
Fam 2: Chcken butt?
Fam 1: Why do you always say that?
Fam 2: I've been a chicken butter for years

by Whooty wrangler December 24, 2021

Demon Dick

A male penis that feels so good to a female during sex that her body goes into convulsions as if possessed by a demonic spirit.

Peep 1: Hey, did you take that black guy home last night?
Peep 2: Yeah girl, we got it on and he made me cum uncontrollably like 20 or 30 times....I lost control!
Peep 1: Damn, sounds like he put dat demon dick on you!

by Whooty wrangler May 08, 2013

Urban Envy

A feeling of jealously and disappointment when you find out that a word or phrase you thought was original and cool is already listed on the urban dictionary.

Peep 1: Dude, are you going to look for some fine white girls tonight?

Peep 2: Yeah, I love a white girl with a big booty...or as I call it..whooty

Peep 1: Nice try dude but whooty is not a new word, I saw it on the urban dictionary

Peep2: No way!....I'm having some serious urban envy over that.

by Whooty wrangler December 21, 2011

Slafternoon

When the time in the afternoon is going by very. very slowly.

peep 1: Is it quitting time yet?
peep 2: No it is only 2:30
peep 1: Wow, the time is dragging...this is the worst slafternoon ever.

by Whooty wrangler December 13, 2011

mealsturbate

The act of eating and masturbating at the same time.

Peep 1: I am so hungry and horny
Peep 2: Why don't you knock out both problems by eating a sammich and jerking off
Peep 1: That is genius!..I should mealsturbate everyday!

by Whooty wrangler March 11, 2014