12 definitions by Whoopi Goldberg
a sexy job done on juicy hemorrhoids at the peak of their ripeness, usually with the mouth, with or without teeth. Professional hem-jobbers can balance the task of sucking without bursting the hemorrhoid, while the inexperienced unluckily end up with mouths full of blood and feces.
After Forrest finished giving his first hem job, he looked like he had a mouth full of chocolate cherries. What an assbag.
by Whoopi Goldberg January 23, 2008
when someone called out using the 6 ultimate call-outs consecutively:
1. Killed
2. Raped
3. Eaten
4. Shitted Out
5. Eaten again
6. Puked
1. Killed
2. Raped
3. Eaten
4. Shitted Out
5. Eaten again
6. Puked
by Whoopi Goldberg January 31, 2009
a mixture of feces, being the chocolate, and bloody hemorrhoids, being the cherries after a particularly violent and enthusiastic, yet unexperienced hem job.
Forrest is an avid chocolate cherries fan. He's always got a mouth full of that shit, he's such a disgusting fucking assbag.
by Whoopi Goldberg January 23, 2008
the martial art of swiftly jabbing your hand into the mouth of an unsuspecting yawner, causing projectile vomiting onto the hand of the attacker, in which case, the attackee is pantsed and vomit is wiped across their defenseless ass.
It is taken from the Danny Glover, just reversed.
It is taken from the Danny Glover, just reversed.
While he yawned, she quickly stuck her hand into his gaping mouth, causing him to spew all over her hand. She then pulled his pants down and smeared his vomit across his white ass.
HEY! You just reverse Danny Glovered me!
That's right asshole!
HEY! You just reverse Danny Glovered me!
That's right asshole!
by Whoopi Goldberg January 16, 2007
originally called the Wiggle Wobble, this dance consists of the alternate shaking of the shoulder and wiggling of the upper torso. It was created by The General, and is rumored to have the power to undo jinxes.
On December 31st, 2006, the "Wiggle Wobble" officially became the "Brak Dance" during DJ Brak's set where the synchronized execution of the Wiggle Wobble ensued.
It is most popular with snowboarders, ravers, and sometimes both.
On December 31st, 2006, the "Wiggle Wobble" officially became the "Brak Dance" during DJ Brak's set where the synchronized execution of the Wiggle Wobble ensued.
It is most popular with snowboarders, ravers, and sometimes both.
Holy crap! Did you just see that? The whole room just did the same dance at the same time!
Yeah, I saw everyone do the Brak Dance, it was fucking magical!
That's right asshole!
Yeah, I saw everyone do the Brak Dance, it was fucking magical!
That's right asshole!
by Whoopi Goldberg January 23, 2007