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chocolate cherries

a mixture of feces, being the chocolate, and bloody hemorrhoids, being the cherries after a particularly violent and enthusiastic, yet unexperienced hem job.
Forrest is an avid chocolate cherries fan. He's always got a mouth full of that shit, he's such a disgusting fucking assbag.
by Whoopi Goldberg January 22, 2008
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blump to blump

the sexual acrobatic super move of completing a double blumpkin by 69ing and simultaneously shitting.

*Warning*: NOT for recommended for novices.
Billy: Hey, can you give me a blumpkin?

Jill: Only if you give me one too!

(Both begin to chant, beginning in a soft whisper, and slowly building in volume and frenzy): BLUMP TO BLUMP!, BLUMP TO BLUMP!, BLUMP TO BLUMP!
by Whoopi Goldberg March 2, 2007
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6 way call-out

when someone called out using the 6 ultimate call-outs consecutively:
1. Killed
2. Raped
3. Eaten
4. Shitted Out
5. Eaten again
6. Puked
"See that pile of shit puke? Yeah, that was Johnny before he got a 6 way call-out."
by Whoopi Goldberg January 30, 2009
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blueberry monster

1. A delicious Odwalla blueberry shake, filled with antioxidants.

2. Rare, extreme cases of blue balls, in which a man will go on a raping rampage.
Girl: No, I'm not going to have sex with you.
Guy: Well, then I might just turn into a blueberry monster!
Girl: Ok! I'll have sex with you! What a delicious drink!
by Whoopi Goldberg February 5, 2008
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Brak Dance

originally called the Wiggle Wobble, this dance consists of the alternate shaking of the shoulder and wiggling of the upper torso. It was created by The General, and is rumored to have the power to undo jinxes.

On December 31st, 2006, the "Wiggle Wobble" officially became the "Brak Dance" during DJ Brak's set where the synchronized execution of the Wiggle Wobble ensued.

It is most popular with snowboarders, ravers, and sometimes both.
Holy crap! Did you just see that? The whole room just did the same dance at the same time!

Yeah, I saw everyone do the Brak Dance, it was fucking magical!

That's right asshole!
by Whoopi Goldberg January 27, 2007
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