3 definitions by Whisp

Flakpanzer

A German Anti-AircraftTank, mounting 4 AA guns on the top. Used in World War 2

"Martin! Destroy those Flakpanzers!"- Call of Duty

by Whisp May 14, 2004

Allura

The Allura type is a girl who is absolutely stunning in every way, even despite her flaws! When Ariana Grande wrote “God is A Woman” she was talking about Allura, these are facts! Allura is like the Regina George of life, except she is everybody’s friend and she does charity work on the weekends. She’s smart, beautiful, talented and almost a goddess in the presence of us normal roaches. Don’t even look at her because chances are your mortal eyes are undeserving of looking at her blessed cleansing light. An Allura pairs best with a Lotor and doesn’t work well with the Larry. Legend has it that if Allura touches you, your life will be blessed with untold riches and prosperity.

The Allura: h-
Me, crying: take my wallet, take whatever you want, I love you sunshine, never stop being amazing

by Whisp February 3, 2019

Hunk

A bad bitch that the Voltron Legendary Defenders fandom constantly likes to ignore. S7 gave Hunk stans everything they’ve ever wanted. Look up the word perfect in the dictionary and there will be a picture of Hunk Garret blessing you with his angelic smile. His hugs have magical healing powers which is why everybody on Team Voltron wants to hug him. Despite his beauty, Hunk is a Capricorn and can be the Pettiest Paladin of them all. He’s also a nosy binch who reads Pidge’s diary and loves being up to date on the latest tea. He’s the best friend/boyfriend you’ve always dreamed of having. He’s a family man and a great cook and would make sure you are fed well.

Me, cradling Hunk Garret in my arms and protecting him from gross antis in the fandom: I would kill for you, Hunk, just remember that.

Hunk: Please don't do that. Killing is bad and I don’t want you to get hurt. :(

Me, crying softly: why are you so good and kind?

by Whisp August 28, 2018