30 definitions by Whiskey Drinker Me
by Whiskey Drinker Me January 11, 2010
by Whiskey Drinker Me January 4, 2010
Robbie - "Hey John, I had my first real sexual encounter with a woman last Saturday."
John - "Oh yea? Did you get some stinky on your dinky?"
Robbie - "What's that mean?"
John - "Look it up on Urbandictionary.com."
John - "Oh yea? Did you get some stinky on your dinky?"
Robbie - "What's that mean?"
John - "Look it up on Urbandictionary.com."
by Whiskey Drinker Me January 11, 2010
1. A friend, who after leaving the bar, volunteers to ensure that your hood doesn't fly up and obstruct your vision, by sitting, laying, or otherwise sprawling himself across the hood for the entire ride back to the house.
2. Any unknown organic material, such as flesh, hair, teeth, a human body, or other, which is found stuck to the grill of your vehicle after a hard night of partying.
2. Any unknown organic material, such as flesh, hair, teeth, a human body, or other, which is found stuck to the grill of your vehicle after a hard night of partying.
1. Tony and Robbie forgot the hood was unlatched when they spun out of peewee's bar, so Robbie had to be the Carolina Hood Ornament all the way home after the hood flew up and they were unable to shut it.
2. Ralph was surprised to find a Carolina Hood Ornament on his dad's car on Saturday morning, and had to bury it in the neighbor's backyard before anyone found out.
2. Ralph was surprised to find a Carolina Hood Ornament on his dad's car on Saturday morning, and had to bury it in the neighbor's backyard before anyone found out.
by Whiskey Drinker Me December 1, 2009
The scurge of the American workplace. A highly addictive spyware application disguised as a game, in which you build and upgrade your "farm" and hire people to harvest and plow for you, as well as get hired to harvest and plow for others. You earn "coins" for crops sold, and you can "buy" things from a "store" with the earned coins. You can also hang out at the market and chat if you can stand to see the little beggars degrading themselves all for a few fake coins to buy fake merchandise. This app can be found on Facebook or Myspace.
Not to be confused with FarmVille, a similar, but more complex version of the same concept.
Not to be confused with FarmVille, a similar, but more complex version of the same concept.
1. Robin spent all her time playing Farmtown at work, and was taken by surprise when the clients starting pulling their accounts for non-compliance.
2. Why does my computer keep giving me an error message when I try to access my IE? It must be that damn Farmtown app I downloaded last week. I'm deleting that shit!
2. Why does my computer keep giving me an error message when I try to access my IE? It must be that damn Farmtown app I downloaded last week. I'm deleting that shit!
by Whiskey Drinker Me January 7, 2010
As opposed to the "bar fly", a female who will be seen as a regular in any given drinking establishment, the BAR FROG is not only seen in the bar on a regular basis, but she is usually hopping from table to table (or stool to stool) in hopes of mooching a drink from any guy who she deems as an easy target. Once she has exhausted her welcome, she will move on to the next victim, and remain until her resources are used up, or she passes out at the bar or table.
Lynn became known as the local bar frog down at Rikki's Tavern when she developed the habit of moving from chair to chair and hitting on any man that would buy her a drink.
by Whiskey Drinker Me December 2, 2009
Word used to describe a fart that barely has enough oomph to push your ass cheeks apart to escape, and ends up being short and faint, but has just enough audibility to pop twice. Hence it is a two-pop fart, or a "Two-popper".
After the chili-bean surprise, Robbie let off a series of two-poppers that could've peeled the paint off the wall.
by Whiskey Drinker Me July 14, 2010