WestCoastLisa's definitions

Kinkette

A kinky girl; similar to kinkstress. Ussually more on the young and cute side, as opposed to hot. Similar to pimpette in its derivation.

She wanted her B/F to tie her up and blindfold her. What a little kinkette.

by WestCoastLisa March 1, 2006

Cuteiful

(K`yoo-tih-full) Common alternate spelling of cutiful. A person who is cute, with a beautiful personality. Often innocent and widley liked by peers.

Sam took Britney to a carnival for Valentines Day. They are so cuteiful.
or
Jenifer started crying when she saw the guy she liked hook up with another girl. It would have been annoying except that she is undeniabley cuteiful.

by WestCoastLisa January 23, 2006

Adoraful

(Uh-D`or-ih-ful) An adjective describing a person who is ludicrously adorable, but also has deeper attributes, such as an endearing personality and overwhelming charm. Less innocent than cuteiful.
"Adoraful" is derived from the combination of "beautiful" and "adorable", although "beautiful" does not as strongly influence the definition (it simply makes it sound cuter).
Adoraful can also be used as a noun, and is especially cute when used to describe a guy.

Girl: "Jimmy was dancing down the hallway, listening to his iPod, and when I walked by, he grabbed my arms and spun me around, then danced away, lip-syncing. He was soooo adoraful."

Girl: "Jimmy is such an adoraful."

by WestCoastLisa January 23, 2006

Boy Crying

That odd thing that boys do when they want to cry, but feel like they cannot becuase they are boys. They sort of turn away and pretend to be tired, or have something in their eye, or be rubbing out a headache. It's both sad and a bit funny to watch. Sometimes it works to get sympathy, tho they ussually do not intend this.

I was upset and had a serious conversation with my boyfriend, Jake. I told him that he has no direction in his life. I realized I was being too harsh when he started boy crying. It was very sad.

Sam got hit in the nuts with a baseball, and he started boy crying as he ran away.

by WestCoastLisa January 23, 2006

Jacobellis

To embarassingly sabatoge one's own chance at success moments before acheivement by becoming overly confident and showing off. Derived from U.S. snowboarder Lindsay Jacobellis' tumble at the 2006 Olympics.

Jimmy pulled a major Jacobellis the other day. He was almost at the finish line for the 400 meter, then he started dancing, and tripped. The other runners stepped on him, and he came in last. Poor Jimmy.

by WestCoastLisa March 1, 2006

Oyster Ditch

Vagina; Possibly inspired by the alleged resmblance between a pussy and an oyster. This term, along with several others, was popularized by the Bloodhound Gang song, "Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo" (F-U-C-K in Phoenetics).
*Not a term one would use in serious conversation

"Cattle prod the oyster ditch with the lap rocket" -"Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo"
or
Jack: Did you do her up the ass?
Marc: no, but she let me have some of the oyster ditch

by WestCoastLisa January 3, 2006

Headphone Malfunction

When you have headphones (often ipod headphones) in your ears, and they unexpectedly get yanked out, causing shock, trauma, and disorientaion for a breif moment. Not a pleasant experience.

I was walking down the hall, and my headphones got caught on a door handle and yanked out. I was like "Oh my God, headphone malfunction!"

by WestCoastLisa June 27, 2006