-widow

A girl who is frequently neglected by her boyfriend becuase of any given extracurricular activity of his.
Examples-
Rock Widow: Girl whose boyfriend never spends time with her becuase he is with his band
Frat Widow: Girl whose boyfriend is always at his frat house
Weed Widow: Girl whose BF spends 90% of his life smoking weed
Track Widow: Girl whose BF trains for track constantly
Pre-Med Widow: Girl whose BF is premed and therefore always studying
Cock Widow: Girl whose BF is secretly gay and gettin' cock

Susie: Bryan can't go to prom with me. He's gonna be in Baja for a surf competition.
Betsie: Hah, Surf Widow! Sucks for you.

Adrianne: Hey, where is my goddamn boyfriend?
Christie: I'm sorry to tell you, but I believe you've become a Coke Widow. He's doing lines in the bathroom.

Simply insert the offending activity into "-widow".

by WestCoastLisa February 19, 2006

Maui Wowee

A person who makes up slang words and terms in the hopes of getting other individuals to spend hours figuring out the meaning of said word or term.

Umair, quit being such a maui wowee. I have better things to do with my time than contemplate your fictitious terms.

by WestCoastLisa February 11, 2006

Adoraful

(Uh-D`or-ih-ful) An adjective describing a person who is ludicrously adorable, but also has deeper attributes, such as an endearing personality and overwhelming charm. Less innocent than cuteiful.
"Adoraful" is derived from the combination of "beautiful" and "adorable", although "beautiful" does not as strongly influence the definition (it simply makes it sound cuter).
Adoraful can also be used as a noun, and is especially cute when used to describe a guy.

Girl: "Jimmy was dancing down the hallway, listening to his iPod, and when I walked by, he grabbed my arms and spun me around, then danced away, lip-syncing. He was soooo adoraful."

Girl: "Jimmy is such an adoraful."

by WestCoastLisa January 23, 2006

Teenage Waif

Any of several teenagers seen sitting on the side walk, loitering in a park, generally hanging around in public places at all hours as if they have no home. They often travel in groups, and pool their money to buy snacks. They ussually have distinctive fashon senses, and sometimes wealthy parents whom they reject, or who have cut them off. These beautiful children of the streets need little to survive- only each others company.
*Derived from the urban waifs of the early 20th century.

Today I saw a bunch of hot kids wandering around santa monica. They didnt have purses or shopping bags, and they are there all the time, so I assumed they were teenage waifs.

Sarah didnt get a job, and her mom wouldn't give her money, so she decided to join the teenage waifs for the summer and sit around the park all day.

by WestCoastLisa June 22, 2006

Jacobellis

To embarassingly sabatoge one's own chance at success moments before acheivement by becoming overly confident and showing off. Derived from U.S. snowboarder Lindsay Jacobellis' tumble at the 2006 Olympics.

Jimmy pulled a major Jacobellis the other day. He was almost at the finish line for the 400 meter, then he started dancing, and tripped. The other runners stepped on him, and he came in last. Poor Jimmy.

by WestCoastLisa March 01, 2006

Oyster Ditch

Vagina; Possibly inspired by the alleged resmblance between a pussy and an oyster. This term, along with several others, was popularized by the Bloodhound Gang song, "Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo" (F-U-C-K in Phoenetics).
*Not a term one would use in serious conversation

"Cattle prod the oyster ditch with the lap rocket" -"Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo"
or
Jack: Did you do her up the ass?
Marc: no, but she let me have some of the oyster ditch

by WestCoastLisa January 03, 2006

Kinkette

A kinky girl; similar to kinkstress. Ussually more on the young and cute side, as opposed to hot. Similar to pimpette in its derivation.

She wanted her B/F to tie her up and blindfold her. What a little kinkette.

by WestCoastLisa March 01, 2006