Headphone Malfunction

When you have headphones (often ipod headphones) in your ears, and they unexpectedly get yanked out, causing shock, trauma, and disorientaion for a breif moment. Not a pleasant experience.
I was walking down the hall, and my headphones got caught on a door handle and yanked out. I was like "Oh my God, headphone malfunction!"
by WestCoastLisa June 11, 2006
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Kinkette

A kinky girl; similar to kinkstress. Ussually more on the young and cute side, as opposed to hot. Similar to pimpette in its derivation.
She wanted her B/F to tie her up and blindfold her. What a little kinkette.
by WestCoastLisa March 01, 2006
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Parkside

The absolute hottest dorm on the USC campus (and USC is a seriously hot campus). Low profile, but nonetheless filled with SC's finest hard core partiers, rich whores, and overall insanely gorgeous people. Do not come to parkside, unless you want to see how inadequite you are.
Person (not from parkside): I saw those Parkside bitches, and now I realize how much I suck. I'm gonna kill myself.
by WestCoastLisa January 23, 2006
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Boy Crying

That odd thing that boys do when they want to cry, but feel like they cannot becuase they are boys. They sort of turn away and pretend to be tired, or have something in their eye, or be rubbing out a headache. It's both sad and a bit funny to watch. Sometimes it works to get sympathy, tho they ussually do not intend this.
I was upset and had a serious conversation with my boyfriend, Jake. I told him that he has no direction in his life. I realized I was being too harsh when he started boy crying. It was very sad.

Sam got hit in the nuts with a baseball, and he started boy crying as he ran away.
by WestCoastLisa January 11, 2006
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Dave the Laugh

Absolutle cutest fictitious boy in the world by far. A character in the Georgia Nicolson series by Louise Rennison, Dave the Laugh is a witty lad with an edgy sense of humor.
Dave the laugh got in trouble for putting a "For Sale" sign on his school.
by WestCoastLisa January 27, 2006
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Cuteiful

(K`yoo-tih-full) Common alternate spelling of cutiful. A person who is cute, with a beautiful personality. Often innocent and widley liked by peers.
Sam took Britney to a carnival for Valentines Day. They are so cuteiful.
or
Jenifer started crying when she saw the guy she liked hook up with another girl. It would have been annoying except that she is undeniabley cuteiful.
by WestCoastLisa January 23, 2006
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-widow

A girl who is frequently neglected by her boyfriend becuase of any given extracurricular activity of his.
Examples-
Rock Widow: Girl whose boyfriend never spends time with her becuase he is with his band
Frat Widow: Girl whose boyfriend is always at his frat house
Weed Widow: Girl whose BF spends 90% of his life smoking weed
Track Widow: Girl whose BF trains for track constantly
Pre-Med Widow: Girl whose BF is premed and therefore always studying
Cock Widow: Girl whose BF is secretly gay and gettin' cock
Susie: Bryan can't go to prom with me. He's gonna be in Baja for a surf competition.
Betsie: Hah, Surf Widow! Sucks for you.

Adrianne: Hey, where is my goddamn boyfriend?
Christie: I'm sorry to tell you, but I believe you've become a Coke Widow. He's doing lines in the bathroom.

Simply insert the offending activity into "-widow".
by WestCoastLisa February 17, 2006
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