Urban Dictionary: Definitions by Weslitzu

gorilla bush

Unruly or uncut bush most often dark but always protruding from the bikini or panty line.

Holly crap!!! Man did you see that forest hanging out of her bikini. That's quite the gorilla bush.

by Weslitzu October 23, 2006

1. A disease that is contracted either at birth or after massive amounts of alcohol and or drugs are consumed that is not completely retarded but very, very close often resulting in functional illiteracy, poor mathematic skills, and the inability to carry on a coherent conversation with out saying at least one thing dumb.

2. A person who is smart but does dumb things when they are intoxicated, or just being stupid

1. Is it me, or does Britney Spears have a bad case of dumbasskinsons.

2. What is jack doing climbing on the bar? His dumbasskinsons must be acting up again.

by Weslitzu February 3, 2010

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dumb bitchkinsons

A disease often contracted at birth by intelectually inferior women and gay men resulting in their stupid bitching, rediculous demmands, and rude behavior.

Is it me, or does Tammy have a bad case of dumb bitchkinsons? Or is she just on the rag?

by Weslitzu November 5, 2006

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Douche wand

A person that is much like a douche bag but is buried up to his neck in rotting, smelly, puss covered vagina, and is most likely to annoy almost anyone with overly douche like remarks that resemble the water and vinegar that spray out of the bag through the wand.

Man, did you hear what Bobby said to that girl trying to pick her up. What a huge douche wand!!!!

by Weslitzu June 20, 2008

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