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Carl was jerking off to some porn when he finally cummed. A hot load of jizz coated everything in front of him, a cumsplosion. He didn’t stop though. The stream of hot jizz didn’t look like it was about to stop. The stream kept coming. Carl tried to stop it by holding his dick tight but it hurt like hell. He stepped out of his chair and it still rushed out. The dripping stream didn’t stop. He tried putting on pants but filled up with cum. He went out naked. He bravely stepped out of his house to try and get help but then the door locked behind him. His cock dripped with cum faster and faster. His raging boner was rock hard. He then saw his crush walking toward him.
by Well, shit. January 18, 2018
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Get the cumsplosionmug. Andrew woke up completely nude, in a van. He was tied up and ball-gagged, something felt wrong. He looked down and his testicles were connected to some kind of contraption. It had the label “CBT Machinery” on it. Someone walks into the van. Andrew is tied onto a leash. The person switches the machine on. Instantly, pain is delivered to Andrew’s balls. Blood seeps out, pain shivering throughout his body.
Andrew is knocked out again, only to wake up in a room. The room is pitch black with the only light coming from the exit. He is handcuffed to a roof pipe and his feet tied together. The person walks up with a three pound weight, with a string attached to it. The person ties it around his balls, and let’s go. He tries screaming, but he is ballgagged. He is knocked over the head with a plank.
He wakes up with a metal casing around his cock. It is firm and strong. He is tied in a chair, bolted to the ground. The casing is connected to a contraption, slowly wheeling in. It stretches his cock, creating immense pain. Tears fill his eyes, and more blood seeps out.
Andrew is knocked out again, only to wake up in a room. The room is pitch black with the only light coming from the exit. He is handcuffed to a roof pipe and his feet tied together. The person walks up with a three pound weight, with a string attached to it. The person ties it around his balls, and let’s go. He tries screaming, but he is ballgagged. He is knocked over the head with a plank.
He wakes up with a metal casing around his cock. It is firm and strong. He is tied in a chair, bolted to the ground. The casing is connected to a contraption, slowly wheeling in. It stretches his cock, creating immense pain. Tears fill his eyes, and more blood seeps out.
by Well, shit. April 22, 2018
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Get the CBTmug. A wedgie is when you wear hanging underwear (or tighty whiteys) that are pulled up to fit inside the ass crack. It causes great pain and is often used as a form of bullying.
Peter, exhausted from PE, went to change his uniform. The school bully, Spike, went up to him and saw him wear tighty whiteys. The school bully yanked him from the waistband and dragged him down the corridor. The wedgie was so horrible, he thought he’d scream. Spike gazed at the flagpole and lowered it, it was torture to Pete. As the rope descended, Peter was hung from the flag pole. Spike made him chug a gallon of water, with laxatives. His mouth was burning. He tied Pete’s hands and legs together and put duct tape over his mouth. He was hoisted nine feet into the air, squirming to get down. Then the recess bell rang. Kids rushed out, only to see Pete hanging, near naked, from the flagpole. Spike yelled “WATCH THIS!” Many kids focused their vision to Spike, as he had a stolen football. He tossed it to land on Peter’s balls. It cause a great deal of pain and he squirmed, pissing in his underwear. It sprayed everywhere. Kids ran to take cover, but Pete wasn’t done yet. He shit all over his underpants, turning the underwear brown. His screaming was muffled. It sagged past his dick and started filling up his undies. Spike took the chance to pull him down further, his balls, dick, and ass in agony. He bounced, trying to get a rip. Pete did, and the rip tore him down from the flagpole. His shit ‘n’ piss filled underwear tore, his ass and dick out. He was tied together, trying to wriggle away to no avail. Spike then ran up as fast as he could, and kicked him right in his balls.
by Well, shit. December 21, 2017
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Get the Wedgiemug. 1) When someone creeps up on you/stalks you to get a boner.
2) When the boner creeps up for no apparent reason.
2) When the boner creeps up for no apparent reason.
1) Fred saw Darcie’s perfect ass sway with each step. He was naked and aroused. Behind the bushes, he saw his boner. He started stroking it for immense pleasure. He let out a deep moan drawing attention to him. Darcie peered around the bush and saw naked Fred. “Boner creep!” she yelled. She kicked him in the balls.
2) Greg was in class and was looking at the algebra question with boredom. His penis started to get hard. He tried to relax it by letting it out of his fly. It kept extending. It rubbed against his desk. He took off his pants and boxers for more air. The head became covered with precum. The orgasm built up as Greg felt pleasure rubbing his cock on his desk. He jizzed all over his pants and boxers, becoming wet. He had to finished the class naked from the waist down.
2) Greg was in class and was looking at the algebra question with boredom. His penis started to get hard. He tried to relax it by letting it out of his fly. It kept extending. It rubbed against his desk. He took off his pants and boxers for more air. The head became covered with precum. The orgasm built up as Greg felt pleasure rubbing his cock on his desk. He jizzed all over his pants and boxers, becoming wet. He had to finished the class naked from the waist down.
by Well, shit. April 21, 2018
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Get the boner creepmug. when one is strapped in a position where said sex machine (or genitals) penetrate the ofirice where they cannot get out.
Jack went over to his friend’s house to hang out, but not five seconds when he stepped in, he saw darkness. He felt his clothes being stripped off. He felt a rope tangle around his limbs separately, and his dick. He felt a sack come off his head. The room was dimly lit and he looked behind him. A dildo entered his ass and it went six inches in his tight ass. It hurt so much, and the dildo slid in faster. He felt a vacuum connect to his dick and he felt a hard suck. This went on for an hour. He is now gay.
Forced Pleasure
Forced Pleasure
by Well, shit. March 2, 2018
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Get the Forced Pleasuremug. John wanted to masturbate, so he clicked on the computer in the darkly lit room. He typed “porn hub” into the search bar and took off his jeans. He quickly took off his boxers and let his dick feel the fresh air. He clicked the most popular result and started watching the porn.
He felt his dick harden when he got to the sex. He felt aroused, so he started to wank. It filled him up with pleasure. The head of his dick became covered with precum and he started wanking faster. It felt so good to him. He started to stroke it and rub it. His penis was dripping with precum.
He felt his dick become heavy and the head full. The threesome on the screen were arousing John even more. John let out a deep moan of pleasure and a hot stream of jizz sprayed out of his member. Semen covered his lap, as his dick bobbled around to let out a few more spurts of cum. He kept wanking, then his door opened. John was so scared, he almost ripped his dick off.
His dick layed flaccid across his naked legs, then he walked to the bathroom, his legs coated with semen.
He felt his dick harden when he got to the sex. He felt aroused, so he started to wank. It filled him up with pleasure. The head of his dick became covered with precum and he started wanking faster. It felt so good to him. He started to stroke it and rub it. His penis was dripping with precum.
He felt his dick become heavy and the head full. The threesome on the screen were arousing John even more. John let out a deep moan of pleasure and a hot stream of jizz sprayed out of his member. Semen covered his lap, as his dick bobbled around to let out a few more spurts of cum. He kept wanking, then his door opened. John was so scared, he almost ripped his dick off.
His dick layed flaccid across his naked legs, then he walked to the bathroom, his legs coated with semen.
by Well, shit. December 21, 2017
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Get the masturbatemug. a form of sexual torture when a lady has sex with a dude and stops right before he orgasms, leaving him with blue balls syndrome.
Ethan was pulled into his girlfriend’s apartment and was tugged onto the bed. They performed foreplay, then Ethan started eating her out. His girlfriend returned the favour by giving him a blowjob. Ethan felt immense pleasure and his breathing became uneven. Then he was right about to orgasm when she pulled out.
“What happened?”
“Nothing.”
Ethan was naked, wanting more.
“C’mon, gimme more!
“No.”
“Just finish the job!”
Ethan was promptly kicked out, naked on the street. He then felt a swelling sensation on his balls. It felt as all circulation was cut off. He grasped his balls in pain and doubled over. His balls bragged across the pavement as he tried crawling away. He is a victim to the blue balls tease.
“What happened?”
“Nothing.”
Ethan was naked, wanting more.
“C’mon, gimme more!
“No.”
“Just finish the job!”
Ethan was promptly kicked out, naked on the street. He then felt a swelling sensation on his balls. It felt as all circulation was cut off. He grasped his balls in pain and doubled over. His balls bragged across the pavement as he tried crawling away. He is a victim to the blue balls tease.
by Well, shit. January 17, 2018
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Get the blue balls teasemug.