Definitions by Weird mind person

Splurge Turded 

When you’re going number 2 and you can’t stop pooping.

Man, I just splurge turded so much in that bathroom, it wouldn’t stop!

Splurge Turded by Weird mind person January 26, 2019

Ponyache 

When you put your hair in a ponytail so tight that it gives you a headache.

I need to loosen my hair tie because I have a major ponyache.

Ponyache by Weird mind person January 26, 2019

Pyramid Nips 

When it’s so cold out that your nipples get hard and they look like pyramids.

It’s so cold out here that I have pyramid nips!

Pyramid Nips by Weird mind person January 26, 2019