WeedTree's definitions

Phedopile

What a gay friend gets pissed off at when someone calls him that. Something to do with a copycat of Sam Seder.

Hatriot: My gay friend told me long time ago to said to me , everybody can call me with any bad names and i don’t care , but when somebody call me phedopile just because i am gay then i am really pissed off.
David Pakman: Wut?
Hatriot: and that your narative is gonna be the kee for Trump win in 2020

by WeedTree August 23, 2019

Surrey Central Station

Busiest SkyTrain station in Surrey. Many bus routes branch off from here. Located next to Simon Fraser University's Surrey campus and the Central City shopping centre.

Surrey Central is the station anti-SkyTrain people cite a lot. They claim that the shaded areas under the transit guideway is the reason for crime and drug use. What the fuck?

Surrey Central Station has a lot of drug and crime issues. Street level LRT will solve that!

by WeedTree October 30, 2018

oenks

A misspelling of penis. Usually caused by fat fingers on small touchscreens.

Person 1: I HAVE A BIG OENKS

Person 2: wtf

Person 1: *PENIS

by WeedTree November 4, 2021

Sapperton Station

Sapperton, just like Braid Station, is a SkyTrain station in Metro Vancouver. Also like Braid, it does not actually exist. There are no bus routes that terminate at Sapperton, which is further proof that it’s fake news. There are legends that the headquarters of the legendary Translink being located there, but no real proof has been found. Also, people say a pedestrian footbridge being the only way to access the station, rendering pedestrians on the road below the station unable to access it. Of course, there is no way that would be possible. Sorry, but Sapperton doesn’t exist. The Sappers were not here.

Announcement: This is an Expo Line train to: Production Way-University

Passenger 1: Does this train go to Sapperton Station?

Passenger 2: Sapperton does not exist.

Passenger 1: Oh.

by WeedTree October 29, 2018

King George Station

King George is the terminus station of one of the branches of the Expo Line of SkyTrain. Located in beautiful Surrey, BC. Used to have a smoke shop inside. Shame that it was closed, because they would’ve been making billions with legal weed.

King George is the station that everyone from Newton, Fleetwood, Clayton, and Langley City use to get onto SkyTrain. That’s literally the purpose of the station. Nothing else.

Announcement: This is an Expo Line train to: King George

Passenger 1: Does this train go to King George station?

Passenger 2: They just fucking announced it, dipshit.

by WeedTree October 30, 2018