WeedTree's definitions

ELMTOT

Stands for Expo Line Memes for TransLink Oriented Teens. It’s a Facebook group for over 1300 kids with no life to share memes of Vancouver. It is a spin-off of NUMTOT. ELMTOT is also used as a noun for someone who is a member of the group.

Person 1: Hey dawg, are you a NUMTOT?

person 2: Fuck that, I’m an ELMTOT

by WeedTree October 28, 2018

King George Station

King George is the terminus station of one of the branches of the Expo Line of SkyTrain. Located in beautiful Surrey, BC. Used to have a smoke shop inside. Shame that it was closed, because they would’ve been making billions with legal weed.

King George is the station that everyone from Newton, Fleetwood, Clayton, and Langley City use to get onto SkyTrain. That’s literally the purpose of the station. Nothing else.

Announcement: This is an Expo Line train to: King George

Passenger 1: Does this train go to King George station?

Passenger 2: They just fucking announced it, dipshit.

by WeedTree October 30, 2018

SkyTrain

Mass transit system of Metro Vancouver. It is cool as fuck because all 3 lines are fully automated. Place for dirty Tim Hortons cups to be thrown.

Visitor: Hey y’all, how do I ride the subway?

Vancouverite: SkyTrain. It’s called SkyTrain.

by WeedTree October 28, 2018

Fuck you Perry

when you want to tell Perry aka Agent P to fuck off

Perry: yo wassup
me: fuck you perry

by WeedTree September 27, 2020

oenks

A misspelling of penis. Usually caused by fat fingers on small touchscreens.

Person 1: I HAVE A BIG OENKS

Person 2: wtf

Person 1: *PENIS

by WeedTree November 4, 2021