Definitions by Webster's Nightmare

65 

The act of performing 69 while simultaneously inserting your index finger in your own anus. Acceptable to perform by either or both parties.

The 65 can prove difficult for the sexually naive, particularly if one is on the bottom.

65 by Webster's Nightmare February 18, 2011

69 Zone 

An area in one's home specifically designated or demarcated as a location to engage in 69ing, most commonly a section of floor.

I was trying to 69 this girl on the couch, but the pillows were in the way, so I decided take her over to the 69 Zone.

69 Zone by Webster's Nightmare February 18, 2011

Nashburg 

A perjorative term for the city of Nashville in Tennessee.

The negative appellation applied to Nashville, Tennessee by those who are less charmed by the city.

I'm hoping to get out of Nashburg so I can move out to San Francisco.

Nashburg by Webster's Nightmare February 18, 2011

Disunderstand

To believe something with great confidence that in fact is verifiably false.

Disunderstanding

Disunderstood

"It's clear you disunderstand how a baby comes in to the world because it's pretty much established that storks aren't involved."

Disunderstand by Webster's Nightmare February 18, 2011

Suffunctificious

A state of inebriation to the point of impairment. Pass-out drunk.

Suffunctified

I ordered just enough Irish car bombs for us to get suffunctificious.

Suffunctificious by Webster's Nightmare February 18, 2011