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The girl I picked up at the bar was a dime, but after my slow dance with her and my proboscis nestled close to her armpit, I discovered that she put the "H" in hircismus.
by weave September 20, 2003
Get the HIRCISMUS mug.A horizontally-challenged individual; a fat person.
At 350 pounds, my Aunt Gertrude was quite the fustilug. According to her husband, her naked ass had moe dimples than a golf ball.
by weave September 22, 2003
Get the FUSTILUG mug.the application of an exorbitant quantity of cologne to one's body, thus making one smell like a French harlot. The implication being that when one has taken the cap off of a cologne bottle, he must have stubbed his toe, thus causing him to spill a shit load of it on his body as if he took a bath in the stuff.
by weave March 27, 2003
Get the STUB ONE'S TOE mug.When his mother cleaned his room and opened his closet, she discovered an 'Inflatable Suzie Blow Up Doll.' Upon being questioned, he fessed up and admitted that this was his paracoita.
by weave September 17, 2003
Get the PARACOITA mug.that doctor dude who asks you to lower your trousers as he caresses your nugget pouch and asks you to cough.
Following my vasectomy, ol' Ebenezer Ball Squeezer couldn't believe the size of my left testicle, as it had ballooned to the size of a fuckin' grapefruit! No coughing on that day.
by weave August 22, 2003
Get the EBENEZER BALL SQUEEZER mug.a vaginal flatulation produced when air gets trapped within the upper folds of the inner lips and gets trapped deep within; subsequently, a salvo of fishy-smelling vaginal wind is expelled, making you feel as though you're at Fulton's Fish Market on a windy day. Could I get a pound of fresh salmon, please?
The audible sound and substantial wind produced by my wife in bed was not caused by her shitblaster. The covers flew up over our heads with a raging fury, only to realize she had queefed!
by weave August 31, 2003
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