flatulate (verb)

to expel abdominal gas via the rectum; to fart. Variants: flatulation (noun)a fart; flatulatory (adj).

He experienced the embryonic manifestations of defecation marked by sudden abdominal discomfort and then flatulated; after coppin' a squat on the hopper, a flatulatory plop splashed his ass!

by weave March 20, 2003

DARG

a day's work

In order to make an honest day's pay, you have to put in an honest darg.

by weave September 22, 2003

BONNYCLABBER

sour milk

In order to get rid of the garlic on my breath, my girlfriend suggested that I drink some bonnyclabber. It definitely got rid of the garlic odor, but I wound up at the gastroenterological unit at the local hospital for 6 weeks.

by weave September 21, 2003

Do-We, Screw 'Em & How

A disreputable law firm with a plethora of ambulance-chasing shysters;
any law firm who operates on the basis of expediency, not of principle.

DO-WE, DICK 'EM & HOW was cited for illicit law practices, beware!

by weave March 21, 2003

SOUP BONES

used to make refernce to someone's hands or fingers. Also called "meathooks."

Wouldn't wanna get hit by that sumbitch! Look at the size of those soup bones!

by weave October 07, 2003

One Eyed Willy's Eye Patch

a prophylactic or condom; jimmy hat.
(AKA, Gonad Goggles, Spunk or Splooge Spittoon, Pricknic Basket, or Uterus Excluderous)

Have to go to the pharmacy and pick up a couple of boxes of One-Eyed Willy's Eyepatches...remember, two nuts driving a hot rod should always wear a helmet!

by weave March 25, 2003

phony tough and crazy brave

not as crazy and tough as one professes or appears to be; anybody can call themselves a "bad ass," but you have to be able to back it up.

Joe couldn't walk his talk; he was phony tough and crazy brave.

by weave March 20, 2003