Weave's definitions

SOUP BONES

used to make refernce to someone's hands or fingers. Also called "meathooks."

Wouldn't wanna get hit by that sumbitch! Look at the size of those soup bones!

by weave October 7, 2003

strada chocolata

the asshole; leather donut

When he was in prison, some big black mother fucka bent him over and walked up his strada chocolata.

by weave March 24, 2003

leaf eater

an awkwardly tall person (from the notion that one is so tall that their head is high enough to graze the leaves on a tree.)

My boss was quite the leaf eater, 6' 6"
tall, and 275 pounds!

by weave March 16, 2003

GLORG

to complete, finish, or do the dirty work.

My boss had to glorg and terminate my ass!

by weave September 22, 2003

Punked/Punked Down

to display fear, cowardice, trepidation, and a yellow stripe that starts at the base of your shoulder blade and beelines straight down toward your spine, when you're confronted by an aggressive and intimidating person who calls you out. To run in the opposite direction with your tail between your legs when aggressively confronted.

The ghetto hamster confronted Lee in the dark alley and demanded his wallet and all of its contents. Lee's knees began to quiver, accompanied by a sudden backdoor gush in his skivvies. Lee definitely punked down to the mulignan that day.

by weave September 7, 2003

PILOT OF THE CHOCOLATE RUNWAY

a faggot; queer; nancy boy.

I don't know...the jury is still out on this one, but I have a sneaking suspicion that Kevin Spacey may be a pilot of the chocolate runway.

by weave April 2, 2003

APODYOPSIS

the practice of envisioning a person in the buff, or naked.

I just couldn't help indulging in a little apodyopsis after meeting the new office secretary; she had more curves than a warped two-by-four.

by weave September 20, 2003