give head

perform oral sex on an another individual

She said I give great head.

by weasel October 10, 2003

lout

lout: a stupid slow moron. an idiot.
someone I know in my class by the name of Shane LaBroad

that lout ran right into the wall.
June is a lout, she dropped the dishes on the floor

by weasel January 27, 2004

poop-in-the-john

similar to the act of a jack-in-the-box, but rather when one flips up the toilet seat and finds a disgusting piece of old, yellow-brown, shit sitting at the bottom of the comode; this is usually done as a joke to show off your big load to a friend or relative, and is very rude because they didnt flush it down

i saw the worst poop-in-the-john this morning, my brother said he dropped it the night before, which explained the absurd shape and color of it

by weasel May 19, 2005

onomatopea

Onomatopoeia is a word that imitates the sound it represents.
also imitative harmony.

-splash, wow, gush, kerplunk
-flcl (Japanese, the sound of feeling a woman's breasts)

by Weasel September 08, 2003

craperbating

the process of pinching a loaf and beating off simulataneously, which requires intense concentration

craperbating is one of my hobbies because i can enjoy two things at once

by weasel May 04, 2005

¿

coolest question mark in the world. on a lap-top its Alt+/ of Alt+Shift+/
and on normal keyboards it's Alt+0191

Weaselboy13y: s^ homez¿
Da Matt Says:nm bitch...

by Weasel May 12, 2004

weasel-whacking

beating off - aka beat the meat

He's a weasel whacker if I ever saw one.

by weasel October 28, 2003