Definitions by Wayner Wayne
rabler
Something or someone extremely lame. Often said as a simile to describe when something unfortunate or stupid happens or is observed.
"How was the match?"
"It was lame as a rabler. We got two players sent off in the first 5 minutes...".
"Wayne is lame as a rabler" (graffiti found in school book).
"What's for dinner?"
"Rabler".
"Yikes! I'm sorry I asked".
"Don't do that, you'll rabler the engine!"
"It was lame as a rabler. We got two players sent off in the first 5 minutes...".
"Wayne is lame as a rabler" (graffiti found in school book).
"What's for dinner?"
"Rabler".
"Yikes! I'm sorry I asked".
"Don't do that, you'll rabler the engine!"
rabler by Wayner Wayne March 1, 2025
Shit can
Bob: I heard Shit Can tried to poison the leader of the opposition.
Sergei: Yawn. Doubt it, comrade. You must've heard that on MSM or something. Truth is, I heard he actually a Nazi, and accidentally poisoned himself
Sergei: Yawn. Doubt it, comrade. You must've heard that on MSM or something. Truth is, I heard he actually a Nazi, and accidentally poisoned himself
Shit can by Wayner Wayne July 28, 2022
Pork your core
South African for 'park your car'.
As made famous in 'Still the 12th man' Australian cricket comedy album circa 1993.
See Also: pork the boss.
As made famous in 'Still the 12th man' Australian cricket comedy album circa 1993.
See Also: pork the boss.
Pork your core by Wayner Wayne January 11, 2022
And now for something completely different
Monty python inspired phrase muttered under one's breathe, post vinegar strokes.
Usually said whilst concurrently closing all incognito tabs.
Usually said whilst concurrently closing all incognito tabs.
"Phwoar baby! YEeahh!!!!
Oh Oh. Aaaah!!!"
*momentarily looks sheepishly around room.
*closes all incognito tabs, and ponders the numerous posibilities in life*
"And now for something completely different!"
*Opens new tab, proceeds to read human interest new article, or check email / take a piss, organise taxes, etc.
Oh Oh. Aaaah!!!"
*momentarily looks sheepishly around room.
*closes all incognito tabs, and ponders the numerous posibilities in life*
"And now for something completely different!"
*Opens new tab, proceeds to read human interest new article, or check email / take a piss, organise taxes, etc.
And now for something completely different by Wayner Wayne September 12, 2021
cuntfucker
A somewhat jocular and ironic insult somewhat similar to 'cocksucker'.
Most often directed at heterosexual male friends, it subtly and ironically implies that as the target is clearly such a bender, that being accused of cuntfuckery (i.e. heterosexual intercourse) will likely be considered an insult.
Most often directed at heterosexual male friends, it subtly and ironically implies that as the target is clearly such a bender, that being accused of cuntfuckery (i.e. heterosexual intercourse) will likely be considered an insult.
A: "Oi, you spilled my drink. Watch what you're doing, you stupid cuntfucker!"
B: "What! How dare you call me that... Oh wait... You're right on both counts!"
B: "What! How dare you call me that... Oh wait... You're right on both counts!"
cuntfucker by Wayner Wayne July 15, 2021
cunticles
An unfortunate condition sometimes observed in Japanese onsens (bath houses) whereby the penis is mostly absorbed within the protruding gut and hairy testicles of a portly yet meagerly endowed gent, so as to create the illusion of female genitalia - with the penis tip resembling an engorged clitoris, and hairy ballsack an unkempt vulva.
cunticles by Wayner Wayne June 28, 2018