5 definitions by Wayne Rathbun

A hammered palmer is a mixture of sweet tea flavored vodka and hard lemonade. The ratio is totally up to the drinker.
Hey make me a hammered palmer suck head!!
by Wayne Rathbun December 19, 2015
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A tub thumper is a drink comprised of a shot of whiskey, a shot of vodka, a shot of lager, and a hard cider. The ratio of each is totally up to the drinker, but all four must be in the mix for it to be considered a tub thumper.
Barkeep i will take a tub thumper please. You know like the song.
by Wayne Rathbun March 30, 2016
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Whilst a man and a women are oriented head to toe with the women on top, the woman straddles the mans face with her breasts. The man begins to motorboat the women's breasts. Meanwhile the women is masturbating the man below. This could also be accomplished with two woman. Or a combination of large breasted men.
We shall masturboat, for your breast's are delightful.
by Wayne Rathbun April 21, 2013
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To respond in such a way to a question that the question remains unanswered. While at the same time the one responding claims to have answered appropriately.
1. Asker: "Im going to the store, do you want anything?"
Responder: "Maybe."

Responder is said to have unsponded.

2. Asker: "Do you like lasagna?"
Responder: "Yes and no."
by Wayne Rathbun December 9, 2011
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to endure long strains of torture based on medieval type criminal activities.
I was washabod for kissing the matron of the house.
by Wayne Rathbun November 5, 2006
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