Definitions by Wayne Rathbun

Tub Thumper 

A tub thumper is a drink comprised of a shot of whiskey, a shot of vodka, a shot of lager, and a hard cider. The ratio of each is totally up to the drinker, but all four must be in the mix for it to be considered a tub thumper.

Barkeep i will take a tub thumper please. You know like the song.

Tub Thumper by Wayne Rathbun July 3, 2016

hammered palmer 

A hammered palmer is a mixture of sweet tea flavored vodka and hard lemonade. The ratio is totally up to the drinker.

Hey make me a hammered palmer suck head!!

hammered palmer by Wayne Rathbun March 30, 2016

Masturboat 

Whilst a man and a women are oriented head to toe with the women on top, the woman straddles the mans face with her breasts. The man begins to motorboat the women's breasts. Meanwhile the women is masturbating the man below. This could also be accomplished with two woman. Or a combination of large breasted men.

We shall masturboat, for your breast's are delightful.

Masturboat by Wayne Rathbun April 21, 2013

Unspond 

To respond in such a way to a question that the question remains unanswered. While at the same time the one responding claims to have answered appropriately.

1. Asker: "Im going to the store, do you want anything?"
Responder: "Maybe."

Responder is said to have unsponded.

2. Asker: "Do you like lasagna?"
Responder: "Yes and no."

Unspond by Wayne Rathbun December 15, 2011

Washabod

to endure long strains of torture based on medieval type criminal activities.

I was washabod for kissing the matron of the house.

Washabod by Wayne Rathbun November 4, 2006