When you arrange for a oral sperm receptacle, whether male or female, to suck off any and all guys waiting in line to bust a nut, achieve orgasm and get their balls totally drained.
Dude, at the last kegger there was a seed line collector in the basement of the frat taking care of giving awesome blowjobs to anyone horny enough to wait in line to get head. She was so good she made every guys knees buckle as she gulped down massive amounts of sperm.
by Watchinfool September 30, 2023
Jocksockshock is the discovery that your stepdad is secretly gay or bi and has been taking your game-used sweaty jockstrap and socks outta your hamper to rub one out with while sniffing them.
Dude, I think I got a case of jocksockshock. Everytime I go looking for my jockstrap and socks, I keep finding my gear next to my stepdad's side of the bed. I dunno what's up with that but I think he's getting off on my ball and foot sweat smells.
by Watchinfool September 25, 2023
by Watchinfool September 14, 2023
Bro ball bustin means sharing a girl with your actual brother or friends close enough to be considered bros. A mmf situation, the guys fuck the girl together, dp, spit roast or one dude fucks her while the other gets head.
One bro comes home and says to his brother, "Dude get ready. A girl is coming over while mom and dad are out, " he says while starting to take off his shirt and strip down. "Get the condoms, it's time for some bb bustin!
by Watchinfool December 23, 2023
Related to jocksockshock - that moment when you confirm your suspicions about your stepdad being gay or bi when you catch him with your sweaty jockstrap, cup or compression shorts up to his nose enjoying breathing in your male sweat smells - a potential source of blackmail.
Dude I got a case of jockncupshock. I walked in on my stepdad "doing my laundry" with my jockstrap and cup buried in his face. Gonna tease him now and ask if he wants to drink from my cup! LOL
by Watchinfool October 07, 2023
When you understand that your little brother is horny but frustrated alot and tired of masterbating all the time. You provide him with a girl to fuck and get a blowjob from.
Numerous times after I hear sex noises going on, my little brother will come out of his bedroom naked except for a little towel around his waist. He then says to me, "dude, thanks for being not only a bro backer but also a good brother. The girl you got me is a freak! She said she wants to rim me, suck my toes and drain my balls again."
by Watchinfool October 02, 2023
A rare beast- a female freak feet feaster aka a toe-sucking girl who is into worshipping male sweaty, smelly barefeet and sniffing guy's rank socks and sneakers.
I had some of the guys over the other night to watch the game. One dude brought a girl who turned out to be a quad f'er. She practically tackled me to take off my shoes and socks! By the end of the game, she had licked all our bare feet and sucked our toes.
by Watchinfool October 03, 2023