Larrikin's Hat

Australian rhyming slang used to describe a male getting so excited over something or someone that he gets an erection, or fat. A larrikin is a likeable rogue while an erect penis resembles a hat, hence the term larrikin's hat.
I couldn't help getting a larrikin's hat every time I looked at it.
by wardswords November 25, 2016
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On it for days

This term applies to someone who is drug-binged-drunk for daze on end...
I dunno how he keeps going... he’s been on it for days.”
by Wardswords March 06, 2018
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Funmaster

You want that special someone to put the fun back into your miserable life then look no further than the Funmaster. He can turn a Sunday picnic into a full-on orgy and waterfalls into wine. That sort of fun stuff. You won’t ever come down from a manic high if he’s in the room - he simply won’t allow it!!
The party was a flop until the Funmaster strode into the room
by Wardswords November 25, 2021
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Boiler

A boiler refers to an unattractive older woman who is only good for the pot, as in having to cook an old chook in boiling water to make it tender and more eatable. The expression old chook also refers to a boiler and can be used in the same context.
There's not much to look at here just a couple of boilers.
by wardswords November 26, 2016
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Table Thief

The low life who moves in on your table or chair and claims it as their own while you're in the toilet or at the bar.
‘Mate, can you look after my table while I'm at the bar ‘cause I don’t want a table thief claiming it.’
by Wardswords December 20, 2021
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Sleazemeister

by wardswords November 29, 2016
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Pub Pest

Here comes the pub pest. I'm outta here!
by wardswords November 28, 2016
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