Definitions by Walter Phillips

One Handed Titties 

Breasts that are C cup size or smaller and that can be easily handled individually with one hand.

"Dude, I don't care if Emily's got one handed titties. Her face is fucking beautiful!"

One Handed Titties by Walter Phillips November 19, 2011

Two Percent 

Small Breasts that do not resemble the stereo typical dairy farmer with the hourglass figure.

"Hell no Olga cant be a barbie! She needs a lot more than two percent up top to even try!"

Two Percent by Walter Phillips November 19, 2011

Whole Milk 

Jumbo breasts that resemble those which belong to the stereo typical full figured dairy farmer.

"Why don't you date someone your age?"

"Dude, cougars rocking whole milk drive me up a wall!"

Whole Milk by Walter Phillips November 19, 2011

Choking the Mouse 

When someone is committing a lengthy amount of time masturbating to online content.

"Xavier, you gonna come out with us tonight?"

"Nahh, I got work in the morning. I'mma be choking the mouse tonight!"

Choking the Mouse by Walter Phillips November 12, 2011

Crash Test Dummy 

An ugly person without any romantic value that is not in any part in your social circle that you can just experiment and exercise your dating and sexual abilities in private with and without it insulting your dating reputation.

"Dude, why is he with that fugly chick"?

"Oh, that's just his crash test dummy. He's warming up for his date with Elizabeth".

Crash Test Dummy by Walter Phillips October 29, 2011