Wadsley 's definitions

Splat Mat

That loud plastic unbreathable crunchy mattress protector that one uses to sheild from monsume moisture.

Good thing Ralph got a splat mat, his girlfriend just learned how to squirt!

by Wadsley June 29, 2023

Pepperphilia

To have intercourse with a pepper

Yeah I guess Rick was into having sex with some kind of vegetable, he said he wanted to spice things up, heard its called pepperphilia.

by Wadsley January 30, 2023

VCR

Visual Crank Residue

Dude... Look in the mirror, you got some VCR goin on.

by Wadsley July 6, 2021

TS

Tongue Slapping

Wow Kelly did you see the way he put the moves on Her? Barbara didn’t know what to think when he started in with that TS. Damn Linda!

by Wadsley July 6, 2021

Trumboner

When you get hit with that Trump dick.

Look at that rich bitch, you know she be gettin that trumboner!

by Wadsley July 15, 2023