Wade's definitions

Dinner Date

A woman whose finest attributes can be seen as she sits across the table from you at dinner, i.e., from the table up.

Although she looked hot from across the bar, when Dr. Hoppe got close enough to see her ass he realized she was, at best, a respectable dinner date.

by Wade March 8, 2005

Putent

a delightful mispronounciation of potent and pungent

Holy shit that candle smells putent

by Wade November 23, 2004

assripper

To fart, one who passes gas.

Dave is a real assripper.

by Wade December 8, 2003

cristti

Homie G

Cristti Streeter is a koo nigga

by WADE April 30, 2003

nascar

A bunch of idiots going right for way too long. Are you friggin' kidding me? These guys think going in circles makes them look fast? Trying turning right every now and then you flamin' idiots! F1 and the WRC drivers have more skill in their big toe nail than these rednecks!

Let's all get together and drink beer at the Nascar event and look like total retards! MAybe someone will crash so we actually have some art for the living room!

by wade July 5, 2004

butt juice

When one is consumed in the act of "pooing" and cunky poo is exiting your anus when the chunkyness is cut off by runny, drippy and splattering; liquid poo. thus leaving your slammer messy and stinky; and, leaving you with a very wet and unappeasing underside. this will most likley result in a clogged slammer and a hand full of feseas

Man: "Dude I had a truck load of butt juice last night after we went to mi pueblo for dinner and i got a chappedass and itchy balls!"

Dude: "Man that sucks"

Man: "Yea i got skidd marks and everything!"

by wade February 18, 2005

huh

an expression used to enhance your point.

Watch the hair huh!
Or any sentence + huh.
John already has an apple huh!

by wade July 1, 2002