Wade's definitions

assripper

To fart, one who passes gas.

Dave is a real assripper.

by Wade December 8, 2003

a perfect 10

To be perfect in every way(this includes sexually) and to have great brests. Usually this girl goes to Ursline and has got the cuttest little buns I've ever grasped.

Damn, Brigid sure looks good with a mini skirt and a g-string. Wade's luckey.

by Wade May 20, 2004

bitchout

To fall asleep when unwanted by the people who are around. Upon "bitching out" one should be antiqued. See antique.

Oh shit, the dumbass bitched out...

by Wade March 21, 2003

schouy

The bricklayers definition of a schooner

Just going down the davo for a few quick schouies mate

by Wade January 21, 2005

ass flower

when your name is a type of flower, and you are a huge ass.

Hey ass flower how you doing? I dont hate you.

by wade July 1, 2002

Dinner Date

A woman whose finest attributes can be seen as she sits across the table from you at dinner, i.e., from the table up.

Although she looked hot from across the bar, when Dr. Hoppe got close enough to see her ass he realized she was, at best, a respectable dinner date.

by Wade March 8, 2005

Optionable

Meaning that there are several options avalible optional

My foot hurts so you're going to have to drive. It's not optionable

by Wade November 23, 2004