4 definitions by Wacky fella

The Antonio

A large lake-dwelling creature, probably a mammal, with a bad jawline and a large beer belly. Less ripped than his brother The Gracko. Eats only granola. Sometimes sports a goatee.

The Antonio looked at a tree and said to his friend "Do you even know what trees are?"

by Wacky fella November 6, 2023

The Gracko

A wild cereal-eating sugar-powered highly intelligent animal with an epic jawline that lives in forests and has a Gracko-Gun. It can swim and do quadratic equations.

Someone once told me The Gracko has an evil brother called Antonio that eats only granola.

by Wacky fella April 26, 2023

No deet

An incredibly powerful repellent made of spoiled milk. Does not contain any DEET as the name implies. If used it will kill everything within fifteen miles from pure stinky power alone.

Gerry sprayed some no deet on his leg, now he's a dinosaur.

by Wacky fella April 26, 2023

Grack

A potent drug based on copper sulfate pentahydrate instead of cocaine. Extremely lethal. Often taken by The Gracko, as he is immune to it. One snort will cause blindness, two will cause death and three will cause The Antonio to chase you in heaven.

"Me want Grack!" said The Gracko, swimming around at fifty knots in a lake.

by Wacky fella November 6, 2023