Basically how I lost my virginity

It's when you go to the bathroom during 9th period and then a spooky man named Quanny jumps onto you and penterades your ass with his small penis as he anal rapes you in the stall not caring what your ass looks like up until he let's you fuck him as well.

Quanny is fucking weird tbh but anyways that's how I lost my virginity.
Yo, I got news that my friend was in the hot diggity knob incident! It was crazy!
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Flammy Alert

its when you touch retardmans flamingo inflatable and then he shits on your desktop and has oral sex with your mom and your sister and your wife and your dad and your brother and unfriends you on roblox
Holy shit! Xander got into a Flammy Alert!
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Apple Period

A teacher who's on their period
Bro, Mrs. L was on their apple period.
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Skin Milk

Basically when someone nuts on your back after having buttsex or your skin becomes so pale you Basically become some cum demon or smth idk WHAT IS SKIN MILK?!?!?!?!?
NIGGA WHAT IS SKIN MILK!?!??!?!?@=*=*$&
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Ringhole Incident

It all started with Compass showing up at some random dudes house after they didn't pay up for the warranty. Compass took things by force and begin to break into the house with batteries. What does he do with these batteries? Well, he shoved 12 of them up this man's anus until it stretched the victim. worst of all is that they were triple As which makes the anal cavity stretch worse of the victim. He then left the victim paralyzed after leaving the scene before sunrise.
No way Ace was in a Ringhole Incident...
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Garden Sodomy

Basically it's a UC story about an asian nigga and a flower femboy gardener faggot living together until one day they went to the garden only for brown slent eyes to peg his flower boyfriend and have gay anal sex with him the whole day and then at the end their daughter was watching and she somehow got turned on by it. To Be Continued.
I watched the Garden Sodomy tape, man i was bricked up.
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ADHD

also known as "American Dick Hole Duggies" Incident

Basically where Uncle Edward aka EVA buys breast implants for his new album cover "Niggas in My Butthole (Young EDU remix)" and shakes his ass off at the mirror making Tyrone's Ty happy every single day of the year while his balls deflect while all of this is recorded by Mic-Derek himself.
My friend went through ADHD!
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