On button

Another word for clitoris.

Dad, how do make a girl cum?

Hit her on button son.

by W.R.Slade June 10, 2023

Kentucky Cousins

Two first cousins that date each other.

I saw Jenna and Sam making out in the park last night. I thought they were cousins.

Yup, Kentucky cousins.

by W.R.Slade November 06, 2023

Off Brand Prius

Any hybrid car that is not manufactured by Toyota.

Jessie: I got a new car today.

Kate: What did you get?
Jessie: A Honda hybrid.
Kate: HEY EVERYBODY, JESSIE GOT AN OFF BRAND PRIUS!!!

by W.R.Slade August 10, 2023

Snow Mexicans

Canadians

I went to Canada last summer and saw a bunch of Snow Mexicans.

by W.R.Slade November 06, 2023

African American doorbell

When you pull up to somebody’s house and instead getting out of your car, going to their door, and ringing the bell, you just honk your horn.

I wish Jermaine would stop using the African American doorbell when he pics up Shaniqua, all that honking gives me a headache.

by W.R.Slade November 06, 2023

Family stick

When your family is so inbred that your family tree doesn’t have any branches.

Brandi realized just what she had gotten into with her new teaching position when she had her class draw their family trees and half of them were family sticks.

by W.R.Slade November 06, 2023

Trump or monkey

A game played on the David Letterman Show where an audience member would be shown a picture of either Donald Trump or a monkey with the face covered and just the hair on top of the head exposed. The player had to guess, based solely on the hair, if it was a picture of Donald Trump or of a monkey.

This was during the time when Donald Trump was on “The Apprentice”.

Know your cuts of meat and Trump or monkey were my favorite games on the David Letterman Show.

by W.R.Slade February 16, 2024