W.R.Slade's definitions

Bulgarian weight loss

Taking a massive dump.

Where were you?

Partaking in the Bulgarian weight loss program.

by W.R.Slade June 18, 2023

Vagina

Female genitalia.

Cooter, scooter, scooter biscuit, ham wallet, roast beef sandwich, Arby’s, meat curtains, vertical smile, heaven’s door, coochie, kitty, pussy, cunt, clam, beaver, the pink, oval orifice, gash, axe wound, purse, baby maker, tuna pot, and fish sandwich are just a few words for vagina.

by W.R.Slade November 5, 2023

Boinga

The sound guys make in their heads when they see bouncing boobs.

Hey Tim, how did you roped into painting the fence?

Carol asked me to while I was watching Jenny jump rope and all I heard in my head was “Boinga Boinga” so I said “OK” to get her to shut up.

by W.R.Slade June 1, 2023

Corn or Peas

A hilarious game to play when left alone at somebody else’s house. You take every can you can find in their kitchen and or pantry, remove the labels, and then return them, but definitely not back to where they came from. For months they will be guessing what each can contains.

This soup is pretty good Maggie, beef, corn, green beans, and carrots!

Yah, it was supposed to be chili, but Dan played Corn or Peas last week when I told him he could wait here for Jenni to get back and I left for work. Last night I had ham and ravioli, and the dog had cream of chicken soup. I haven’t found the Alpo yet…

by W.R.Slade November 5, 2023

naval slingshot

Holding the open end of a used condom over the receiver's open mouth while pulling back on the tip and releasing it, slingshotting the seamen in the condom into the back of the recipient's throat.

You going on another date with Tony?

I don’t think so, he tried to pull a naval sling shot on me.

The naval slingshot is a great way to teach your girl to swallow.

by W.R.Slade February 14, 2024

Kentucky Cousins

Two first cousins that date each other.

I saw Jenna and Sam making out in the park last night. I thought they were cousins.

Yup, Kentucky cousins.

by W.R.Slade November 5, 2023

Trump or monkey

A game played on the David Letterman Show where an audience member would be shown a picture of either Donald Trump or a monkey with the face covered and just the hair on top of the head exposed. The player had to guess, based solely on the hair, if it was a picture of Donald Trump or of a monkey.

This was during the time when Donald Trump was on “The Apprentice”.

Know your cuts of meat and Trump or monkey were my favorite games on the David Letterman Show.

by W.R.Slade February 16, 2024