W.R.Slade's definitions

Off Brand Prius

Any hybrid car that is not manufactured by Toyota.

Jessie: I got a new car today.

Kate: What did you get?
Jessie: A Honda hybrid.
Kate: HEY EVERYBODY, JESSIE GOT AN OFF BRAND PRIUS!!!

by W.R.Slade August 10, 2023

Snow Mexicans

Canadians

I went to Canada last summer and saw a bunch of Snow Mexicans.

by W.R.Slade November 5, 2023

Aigs

The white, brown, or multi colored, hard shelled, oblong byproducts of female birds, primarily chickens. Commonly known as eggs north of the Mason/Dixon line.

Darrel had aigs and bacon for breakfast.

by W.R.Slade November 4, 2023

Family stick

When your family is so inbred that your family tree doesn’t have any branches.

Brandi realized just what she had gotten into with her new teaching position when she had her class draw their family trees and half of them were family sticks.

by W.R.Slade November 5, 2023

Accidental anal

When engaging in vigorous intercourse and the man’s dick slips out of the woman’s pussy and slips down to her asshole, entering it on the next stroke.

What were guys doing last night? I heard your bed squeaking then heard Suzan squeal like a pig.

Accidental anal.

by W.R.Slade June 9, 2023

naval slingshot

Holding the open end of a used condom over the receiver's open mouth while pulling back on the tip and releasing it, slingshotting the seamen in the condom into the back of the recipient's throat.

You going on another date with Tony?

I don’t think so, he tried to pull a naval sling shot on me.

The naval slingshot is a great way to teach your girl to swallow.

by W.R.Slade February 14, 2024

Kentucky Cousins

Two first cousins that date each other.

I saw Jenna and Sam making out in the park last night. I thought they were cousins.

Yup, Kentucky cousins.

by W.R.Slade November 5, 2023