scooter fag

A scooter rider. Ussually a retro mod or anglophile who tries to live his or her life like it's 1964. Scooter should be vintage and of Italian heritage. Could also be a person with a tricked out 2 stroke race machine. Can be a tongue in cheek endearing term amoung scooterists, or an insult from non-scooterists.

Jimmy is such a scooter fag, he spends all of his time polishing those mirrors and waxing his custom paint job

by Voneville August 16, 2005

juke joint jumpin

Old school hipster slang for Bar Hopping. Popular phrase for retro wankers that still swing dance.

"Me and my kitten are gonna go juke joint jumpin tonight daddy-o, ya dig?"

by Voneville August 16, 2005

righteous

"Ole Skool" biker slang for a chopper with all the right stuff like a pyschadelic kandy paint job, upswept exhaust pipes, and a sissy bar at least 36" tall.

"Man, Messy Marvin, your scooter is one righteous chopper"

by Voneville August 16, 2005

PUB

Poor Urban Biker. Response to being called a RUB by so called "hard core" bikers.

Fuck You, I ain't no RUB, I'm straight PUB, Bro!

by Voneville August 16, 2005

scooterist

Someone who rides scooters. See Also: Scooter Fag for a better example.

I'm a scooterist, I own a Lambretta.

by Voneville August 16, 2005

honkey tonking

Redneck slang for going to the bar and having a good time.

"We'll go honkey tonking 'round this town" -Hank Williams Sr.

by Voneville August 16, 2005

rat bike

Urban sport bike ussually stripped down to bare essentials, painted flat black, and held together by zip ties and duct tape. Think Mad Max. Often the result of a nice new shinny bike being laid down by a squid and sold cheaply by the rider or insurance company. Common in the SF Bay area.

Did you see that guy on the rat bike in West Oakland doing a burn out in a puddle of burning gasoline?

by Voneville August 16, 2005