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nft

glorified images sold for millions of dollars
Well, believe me, it's crystal clear: NFT's are racist.

You don't believe this, huh? Well, I'm going to explain.
First off, the name. The The Bored Ape Yacht Club wants you to believe that "NFT" stands for Non-fungible token. This name might be an accurate name for the images of apes that are sold, but it also stands for "n****rs for trade". This is absolutely not okay.

NFT's have been fully covered on national news and they usual tell you that images of apes are being traded. What they don't tell you, is that those apes usually have big lips, golden chains and rings and contains an awful lot of stereotypes. NFT's use apes as a methaphor for the stereotypical black communty.

This can be explained: NFT's were invented on 4chan. 4chan is the breedplace of 99% of evil on the internet. The /pol/ communty, already infamous for it's racism and anti-semitism. created NFT's because they want to insult black people. Using complex trading methods on specific websites on the internet and needing a fast connection to the world wide web they try to exclude as many black people (mainly the African continent).

It even goes beyond that. Neo-Nazi artists, like Ben Garisson and StoneToss have recently used this way of trading to sell their art full of hate. They can do this because NFT's are completely anonymous.

Republicans and right-wingers say they screenshot NFT's. This is not an harmless joke, they try to demonstrate how 'worthless' NFT's (abbreviation for: N****rs for Trade) are.
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school is as bad, if not worse, than hell
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dream

if you're gonna cheat on your speedruns, at least make it believable
dream is a shitty person that cheats on a game and asks his fans to doxx people that hate him because of being a pos
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hewwo i am an anime thottie thawt iws awso extwemewy wetawded
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animesexual

You have never felt the touch of grass in ages. You will never get bitches so that's why you're in love with your waifu. Basically, what zero pussy does to a mf.
Kid 1: I'm animesexual
Kid 2: have you ever touched grass?
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Nightbus

Refers to something that is dark, painful, melancholy or grave in nature.

Word usage stems from various television dramas in which a character is seen alone gazing gloomily out of a night bus window, eg. Joan on Mad Men taking the nightbus home after visiting an abortion clinic.
Chopin was the most nightbus composer.
by Vladimir Vladimirovich Putin November 1, 2010
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