45 definitions by Vladimir Vladimirovich Putin

animesexual

You have never felt the touch of grass in ages. You will never get bitches so that's why you're in love with your waifu. Basically, what zero pussy does to a mf.

Kid 1: I'm animesexual
Kid 2: have you ever touched grass?

by Vladimir Vladimirovich Putin May 6, 2022

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by Vladimir Vladimirovich Putin May 11, 2022

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ur mom gay lol

possibly one of the worst comebacks possible. Often used by fortnite players

fortnite player: wanna play fortnite
me: nah thats gay shit
fortnite player: ur mom gay lol
me: no u

fortnite kid: *disappears*

by Vladimir Vladimirovich Putin May 19, 2022

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Girlfriend: What the fuck was that?!?!?

Ron: Heh, knew this day would come.

Girlfriend: And who are you supposed to be?

Ron appears from thin air
Ron: Name's Ron sugartits, who's your little guy down here?

Boyfriend: Beep sko peep fart poopoo

Ron: What's wrong with you? You lookin like a uuuhh umm you look like an uuuh you kinda look like an uhh ummm you kinda like an a unn uu uhh ummm wait you kinda uhhh hummnnn nnnn mmmmmmm hmmmmw wait let me think ummm hmmmmm uuuhh ummmmm ummmmmeeehhhh uhhhh ermmmmm uhhhh

Girlfriend: Look, I am really not sure what your 2 incher is doing out here but we really need to call some secret service or police with what we just saw.

Ron: SHUT THE HELL UP I hate women (cool guy hate wemen)

Ron: I can do some COOL RAP!

Ron: If YOU can also cool rap I guess you guys can go through

Ron: BUT hen my mod (vs ron) gets famous i'm going bacwk harder and less possible!

Boyfriend: sggart fart beep bo

Ron: what

by Vladimir Vladimirovich Putin May 25, 2022

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