fuck

fake duck. you know the soybean shit they pretend is meat. where was your mind at?

hey pass me the fuck

by Vladimir Gluten September 01, 2021

Matthew, a friends opinion

usually Matthews are tall and cringe. his best friend is probably his female cousin. he gives all his money friends though and writes essays to people on their birthdays. when you meet a Matthew you will be unsure whether he is gay or not.

omg look. its matthew lets look up Matthew, a friends opinion on the urban dictionary

by Vladimir Gluten September 01, 2021

Schnanderson

That one teacher in every school ever that doesn't give a shit and looks like an ogre. typically short and is annoyed about it. will give you a detention. will not give you an assignment extension.

ugh! i've got a class with a Schnanderson!

by Vladimir Gluten October 17, 2021

Rick roulette

A dangerous game in which one man makes a playlist on Spotify containing one "never gonna give u up" by Rick astley and five other songs of choice. The men then put the playlist on shuffle play, pass the phone around and whoever gets rickrolled first is either kicked from the game or made to drink straight vodka until he has to go to the hospital for a stomach pump

"Bro u up for a game of rick roulette?"

"Nah man I'm not up for a stomach pump tonight"

by Vladimir Gluten June 27, 2021

Flirtfumblé

The art of trying to ask out a girl who is very clearly not interested in you and fumbling to try to end the conversation when you see she doesn't like you

I watched in pain as a nervous boy practised flirtfumblé to an unimpressed looking girl

by Vladimir Gluten June 27, 2021

Vladimir Gluten

The most bready communist leader you will ever meet. Vladimir Gluten is very Russian, and he rides a bearguette to work every day. He worked together with Breaddie Mercury to create the single most destructive bagel in the known universe. The outcome of this project was to make loads of money selling the bagel to Kim Jong Bun to fire at Donald Grump on a nuclear power scale.

Mentioning Vladimir Gluten to a friend will instantly repel them from your friend group unless they are a legend

Human 1. Did u hear about the most destructive bagel in the known universe?
Human 2. Is this the mighty tale of Vladimir Gluten?
Human 3. I'm leaving this conversation.

by Vladimir Gluten June 27, 2021

Holy Shité

Like saying holy shit but more sw@g

Friend: holy shit!

You: *puts on sunglasses* holy shité!

by Vladimir Gluten June 27, 2021