Definitions by Vlad the Impaler

driveshaft 

(v.) To refrain from giving a needed ride to friends/coworkers when the opportunity presents itself.

Dude, she totally driveshafted us -- it was raining buckets and she just waved and went to her car and drove home, alone. We're right on her way, too.

driveshaft by Vlad the Impaler May 19, 2006

Craptusi 

The comical/annoying butt-haunch slide across a floor performed by a pet, usually a dog or a cat.

Whiskers did the Craptusi this morning after eating some Easter Grass the night before. Damned cat!

Craptusi by Vlad the Impaler May 1, 2006

Cuntquistador 

1. Womanizer, playboy; 2. All-conquering prick.

He screwed around on her with her best friend while he was dating her; what a cuntquistador he was!

Cuntquistador by Vlad the Impaler February 9, 2006

Vaginocity 

1. Indicating the number of attractive/available women within a given area; 2. Something strongly feminine, like knitting or ballet.

1. The vaginocity in the cafeteria was intense today!
2. That knitting expo had maximal vaginocity, don't you think?

Vaginocity by Vlad the Impaler February 3, 2006

Fauxmotion 

(n) A lateral promotion that involves more work/responsibility without more pay.

I just got a fauxmotion; now I'm doing the work of 3.5 people! Yay.

Fauxmotion by Vlad the Impaler September 20, 2005

Glasgow throat-clearing 

To fart or break wind.

Gibson was doing a little Glasgow throat-clearing in the loo the other day.

Glasgow throat-clearing by Vlad the Impaler September 11, 2005

mississippi rug burn 

synonym/slang for SYPHILIS.

"Damn, Zeke got the Mississippi Rug Burn somethin' fierce."

mississippi rug burn by Vlad the Impaler March 23, 2005