Vlad the Impaler's definitions

Gannon (v.)

To ask easy questions under false pretenses for partisan reasons (synonymous with "shill").

Inspired by "Jeff Gannon", the phony White House "reporter") who was recently revealed to be a fraud.

We were gannoned this afternoon, so it was no big deal.

by Vlad the Impaler February 25, 2005

Matukas

(n.) Breasts, boobs, tits.

"Get a load of the matukas on that flamfloo!"

by Vlad the Impaler March 2, 2005

fuckslam

When a friend or loved one accuses you of something you didn't do, and won't believe otherwise.

What a fuckslam I received the other day! She fuckslammed me royally.

by Vlad the Impaler October 18, 2006

gliberal

Superficially, shallowly, or falsely liberal.

There is no Liberal Media; rather, it's the Gliberal Media.

by Vlad the Impaler June 13, 2007

chickchismo

1) A strong sense of womanly pride: an exaggerated femininity; 2) exaggerated or exhilarating sense of female cunning and womanly wiles.

Blanche sure used her chickchismo to get what she wanted today!

by Vlad the Impaler August 23, 2006

McRighteous

1. Superficially faithful and/or spiritual; 2. Stridently and shallowly Christian.

Please stop being so McRighteous all the time, Jonah. Everybody knows you made an abstinence pledge.

by Vlad the Impaler June 11, 2007

Improperganda

Willfully misrepresenting information for political gain.

Fox News Channel engaged in improperganda when it labeled Mark Foley as "(D-FL)" during its newscast covering the scandal; he's a Republican, not a Democrat!

by Vlad the Impaler October 4, 2006