Urban Dictionary: Definitions by VisibleKitten

Swaggy Kevin

A Kevin who likes to act like he has a lot of swag but really he is just a giant tool. He puts too much gel in his hair and probably has a tattoo that might as well say "douche canoe" instead of whatever it actually is.

Person 1: Check out Swaggy Kevin!
Person 2: I know. I bet he has 'douche' tattooed on his penis.
Person 1: Yeah, too bad he is too fat to see it!

by VisibleKitten June 27, 2014

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HMB

Hold my beer. Usually said before doing something stupid.

HMB while I put this crayon in my butt.

by VisibleKitten June 15, 2014

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Lip Smack a Chocolate Starfish

To lick a butthole.

Person1: You want to lip smack a chocolate starfish?
Person2: Fuck no.

by VisibleKitten June 18, 2014

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Brain

The steps of the Brain are simple:
Step 1 - Put your hands palms facing each other and completely flat
Step 2 - Stick them inside another person's anus
Step 3 - With your hand in the same position form them both into fists
Step 4 - Ram your "brain" back and forth inside of the person for optimal pleasure

Guy: You thinking what I'm thinking?
Girl: Hell yeah.
Guy: I'm going to brain you so hard.

by VisibleKitten June 18, 2014

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BTFO

Bent the fuck over. A term used to describe a situation that is so brutal the person on the receiving end might as well have been bent over and penetrated. Often can apply to a debate or discussion that skews heavily to one side being on top. Usually applies to a one liner or one moment that stands out as the defining moment of victory for someone.

Hillary Clinton says, "It's awfully good that someone with the temperament of Donald Trump is not in charge of the law in our country."
Trump replies, "Because you'd be in jail."
Hillary btfo.

by VisibleKitten April 19, 2023

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