Viscount Druitt's definitions

Better Call Saul

What you do when you break bad. A spin off from Breaking Bad.

Walter White: I better call Saul while Breaking Bad in the middle.

by Viscount Druitt September 3, 2022

A minor

A pedophile's favourite music note.

Me: So what's R. Kelly's favourite music note?

You: Is it A minor?

Me: You're correct, it's A minor.

by Viscount Druitt May 3, 2023

God Fucking Dammit

The full name of our Christian God.

Trivial Question:

What the last name of God

A: Dang it
B: Darn it
C: Dammit
D: None of the above

Random Contestant: Is it "C", Dammit?

Host: You're correct. God's full name is God Fucking Dammit!

Contestants and Guests applaud.

by Viscount Druitt March 22, 2022

Fuck Free Zone

A place in the office where sex with hookers are off limits. The origin is from the Wolf of Wall Street, Staring Leonardo DiCaprio and Jonah Hill, directed by Martin Scorceses.

During the hours between 9 and 6 Straton-Oakmont was a Fuck free Zone.

-Jordan Belfort

by Viscount Druitt January 9, 2023

Love up time

A euphemism for sex.

Karen: Oh Ricky, It's love up time! It's time to love up with Angela and I!

by Viscount Druitt January 4, 2023

Lemmon 417

The holy grail of quaaludes. Endorsed by Jordan Belfort(Leonardo DiCaprio) andDonny Azoff,(Jonah Hill) from the Wolf of Wall Street.

Jordan Belfort: The closest pay hone I could get to was at the Brookfield Country Club. It was a real WASP stronghold. It was a mile down from my house.

After 15 years in storage the Lemmons (Lemmon 417) have developed a delayed fuse. It took 90 minutes for these little fuckers to kick in and once they did, POW! I mean I skipped the tingle phase and went straight to the drool phase. These little bastards were so strong I discovered a whole new phase, the cerebral palsy phase.

C'mon, stand up. Okay, walking's out. Alright think, what else is there? Yes, I can crawl. I can crawl like Skyler. FUCK, the kid makes it look so God Damned easy. Think motherfucker, think. Yes, I got it! I can roll.

by Viscount Druitt September 4, 2023

Idiot Mongolism

The formal term for Down's Syndrome, aka Trisomy 21.

Before the age of Political Correctness when John Langdon Down's was a physician, Down's Syndrome, the genetic condition that he was named after was called Idiot Mongolism.

by Viscount Druitt November 5, 2021