30 definitions by Viscount Druitt
Mark Renton in Trainspotting: Choose life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family. Choose a fucking big television. Choose washing machines, cars, compact disc, players and electric tin openers. Choose good health, low cholesterol, and dental insurance. Choose fixed interest mortgage repayments. Choose a starter home. Choose your friends. Choose leisure ware and matching luggage. Choose three-piece suite on a hire purchase in a range of fucking fabrics. Choose DIY and wondering who the fuck you are on a Sunday morning. Choose sitting on that couch, watching mind numbing, spirit crushing game shows, stuffing fucking junk food into your mouth. Choose rotting away at the end of it all, pissing your last in a miserable home, nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish, fucked up brats that you've spawned to replace yourselves. Choose your future. Choose life. Buy why would I want to do a thing like that? I chose not to choose life. I chose something else, and the reasons? There are no reasons. Who needs reasons when you got heroin?
by Viscount Druitt August 21, 2022
Katusha from Girls Und Panzer.
by Viscount Druitt April 29, 2023
Borat: He explained to me that whilst I was in gulag US and A was ruined by evil man, who stood against all-American values. His name, Barrack Obama. This lead to other Africans become political leaders. Then a miracle occurred. A magnificent new premier named McDonald Trump rose to power and made America great again. He also became buddies with tough guy leaders across the world; Putin, Kim Jong-un, Bolsonaro, and Kenneth West.
by Viscount Druitt June 14, 2022
A 1979 film about the fall of the Roman Empire. The movie was produced by Penthouse Magazine and had three directors; Gore Vidal, Bob, Guccione, and Tinto Brass. The movie was pornographic and one of the few scenes worth watching is the execution scene with a decapitating machine that killed Marco.
Roger Ebert said; "Caligula was sickening, utterly worthless, shameful trash. In the two hours of this film that I saw, there were no scenes of joy, natural pleasure, or good sensual cheer. There was, instead, a nauseating excursion into base and sad fantasies."
Caligula has a cult following since it is a one of a kind.
Roger Ebert said; "Caligula was sickening, utterly worthless, shameful trash. In the two hours of this film that I saw, there were no scenes of joy, natural pleasure, or good sensual cheer. There was, instead, a nauseating excursion into base and sad fantasies."
Caligula has a cult following since it is a one of a kind.
Caligula: If all of Rome just had one neck.....
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Praetorian Guard: What's the password?
Caligula: Scrot.....
Praetorian Guard: So be it!
Praetorian guards stab Caligula to death and kill his wife, Caesonia, and their daughter Julia Drusilla
ende.....
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Praetorian Guard: What's the password?
Caligula: Scrot.....
Praetorian Guard: So be it!
Praetorian guards stab Caligula to death and kill his wife, Caesonia, and their daughter Julia Drusilla
ende.....
by Viscount Druitt December 5, 2021
A Japanese Car import to North America, Europe, South America, Africa, Australia, and other Oriental States. They don't have to be of Japanese orgins. They can be of Korean as well. Jap cars are of the Honda, Mitsubishi, Toyota, Lexus, Acura, Infiniti, Mazda, Kia, Hyundai, Nissan, Subaru, Izuki, Suzuki, Scion, and Lexus.
Besides driving a Jap Car I see plenty of them on the road and in anime. I prefer to drive a Kei car.
by Viscount Druitt March 12, 2023
Before the age of Political Correctness when John Langdon Down's was a physician, Down's Syndrome, the genetic condition that he was named after was called Idiot Mongolism.
by Viscount Druitt November 5, 2021
Sterling: Oh, is that what you want?
Lana: Yup
Sterling: Because that's how you get ants!
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Malory: Why are there donuts everywhere?
Sterling: Lana did that
Lana: I....
Malory: Do you want ants? Because, that's how you get ants!
Lana: Yup
Sterling: Because that's how you get ants!
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Malory: Why are there donuts everywhere?
Sterling: Lana did that
Lana: I....
Malory: Do you want ants? Because, that's how you get ants!
by Viscount Druitt September 14, 2021