7/11 vs 9/11

India vs. Pakistan.

7/11 vs 9/11; no matter who wins, the world will be worse off.

by Vinay P. May 06, 2025

Reverse bagpiping

Performing fellatio on yourself in a manner that mimics a musician playing the bagpipes.

As a former musician and gymnast, Steve discovered a natural gift for reverse bagpiping during the malaise of the COVID-19 era.

by Vinay P. April 22, 2021

Jungle Penetrator

A tool used for aerial evacuation during the Vietnam War, or a man who prefers unshaved women.

Living in a military town has turned many a man into a Jungle Penetrator.

by Vinay P. May 03, 2020

Person of Camouflage

An inclusive term used to refer to members of the the military.

Commonly abbreviated as "POC" by media outlets.

Her: America needs more POC in politics,
Me: I definitely agree. The last person of camouflage on a major party's presidential ticket was John McCain in 2008.

by Vinay P. September 18, 2020

French Horning

The act of fisting a girl and eating her ass simultaneously.

Can I have a Tic Tac? Carly and I were French Horning last night.

by Vinay P. October 15, 2016

MLK in the streets, KKK in the sheets

Used to describe a person that rants about white privilege yet only dates/marries white people.

Person 1: Did you see Mindy's Facebook post about deconstructing whiteness? Doesn't she only date white guys?
Person 2: Yeah she's MLK in the streets, KKK in the sheets

by Vinay P. February 19, 2022