Definitions by Vin Nguyen

Smigeon 

Dwarf pigeon.

Feed Smigeon.

Smigeon by Vin Nguyen July 9, 2017

slophouse-shit-slinger 

A institutional cook that serves low grade food who got the bad "wrap" mainly because of the mad cow disease epidemic.

Eat an Entrée Manure while this entrepreneur shoves shit down my throat like a slophouse-shit-slinger.

slophouse-shit-slinger by Vin Nguyen July 9, 2017

Cosmesis 

A more generalized cosmetic state that sounds more obscure thus causing confusion.

Fuck you, go get me a shirt and don't trip on my Thesis on Cosmesis.

Cosmesis by Vin Nguyen July 9, 2017

Booty Purse

The same thing pretty much as a money belt or fanny pack

My grosse ass fanny pack went boom and my booty purse sum net kept me inside anx you boohoodinkydowjonesin for my Powell!

Booty Purse by Vin Nguyen July 2, 2017

Kneading Dough 

If you are in need of Money, go roll more dough

Made crack with baking powder and got my c.r.e.a.m cheesecake. by staying hungry and kneading dough.

Kneading Dough by Vin Nguyen July 2, 2017

Twotonian 

When someone gifts you two Washingtons such as an American Mint $00.25 piece/a quarter and a an American Mint $1.00 bill/a Buck coming to $1.25.

George blessed me with a Twotonian when I needed only a dollar.

Twotonian by Vin Nguyen May 25, 2017

Urban Mummification

Shrink wrap or saran wrap for a costume.

Urban tumbleweeds blow by but urban mummification stay wrapped tight.

Urban Mummification by Vin Nguyen May 24, 2017