Viking Guy's definitions

Assifier

A passifier for the ass. Basically used by business executives who really need a passifier, but who also need to carry-on a conversation at the same time.

We were happy to know that Buford was using his Assifier during the meeting.

by Viking Guy May 16, 2007

Lactating Savage

A term used to describe a pregnant woman as she first encounters the wave of new hormones.

At first we didn't know what was wrong with Linda, but we soon found out she was a Lactating Savage.

by Viking Guy May 15, 2007

Citiot

A modern-day term for Village Idiot.

Tom is out local Citiot

by Viking Guy May 16, 2007

Twelve-Stepfather

A person who has graduated from the 12 Step AA program, but who still exhibits all the other characteristics of an Alcoholic (but worse). These "Alpa-Male" wannabes generally show signs of massive ego, the mastery of all the World's knowledge, and the need for self-promotion. They generally come across as very gracious, but only help others that they think can return the favor many times over. They should be avoided at all costs.

As time went on, we began to realize that Todd was actually a Twelve-Stepfather to the group.

by Viking Guy May 15, 2007

Unzipididoda Day

A day of casual sex at Disneyland.

Buford delighted in the fact that it was another Unzipididoda Day for him.

by Viking Guy May 16, 2007

Horsiegirl

A woman who values horses over men.

Buford has finally adjusted to the fact that Liz is a Horsiegirl.

by Viking Guy May 15, 2007

Vaginal Awareness

The act of strongly supporting Women's Rights, but still viewing Women as sex-objects.

Buford felt good about marching in the Women's Suffragette parade, but he was still proud of his vaginal awareness.

by Viking Guy May 15, 2007