Definitions by Vigz

Luca 

A rather outstanding male individual, typically from the Lombardian region of Italy. Usually recognized for his above average performance during the act of love-making, this fellow lad tears hearts apart faster than he eats his risotto alla Milanese. Overall impressive knowledge and rather nice teeth. Always seems to carry around a condescending look towards other humans who he believes to be inferior than him. Sarcastic as fuck.

"Oh my god, I had sex with Luca last night"
"Did he perform the sloppy jalopi?"

"To a great extent."

"What an asshole that Luca"
"Yeah, I know."

Luca by Vigz March 2, 2018

little kitty cacka 

when one of ur friends takes a dump that is small and cute (resembling that of a kittie cat's poo) and duck tapes it to the hood of another friends car.

Dane: dude, brayden, whats wrong?
Brayden: that cunt jeremy planted a little kitti cacka on my fuckin car.

little kitty cacka by vigz July 12, 2005

boot shat 

when you are wearing shorts and you catch a bad case of diarrhea and the soft, liquidy shit runs down your leg and into your boot. common on camping trips or strenuous excercise.

hiker 1: hey what took you so long?

hiker 2: sorry i got a bad case of boot shat.

boot shat by vigz June 27, 2005

wiggly worm 

when you aproach another human being unnoticed from behind and gently tickle their ass hole.

shit! jesse just gave me a fucking wiggle worm.

wiggly worm by vigz June 27, 2005

sexual harrasment 

when you are having sexual intercourse with a lady friend and some other guy comes up and tickles your balls from behind.

i was sexually harrased by jesse.

sexual harrasment by vigz June 27, 2005

poon nanny 

short for poon banana, it refers to the female genatalia when she splooges and her clam looks like chewed up banana

i cant wait until my next shore leave to go get some fuckin poon nanny

poon nanny by vigz June 27, 2005