by Victor Van Styn August 29, 2005

The only letter which can be pronounced in five{5} different ways, depending on its native language and how it is used; in order of commonness: as a ‘j’ (as in the English name'George', word 'jockey'), as an ‘h’ (as in the Mexican beverage 'Jarritos', the Spanish word 'jalapeño', or the English name 'Henry'), as a ‘y’ (as in the word 'yacht' or the German word 'Ja' meaning 'Yes' or the name 'Jorgen von Strangle'{teh boss-fairy from le FOP, you silly nitwitt}..w's=v's, v's=f's auf Deutsch), as 'zh'(as in English 'vision', or the French name 'Jean' or word 'lingerie'), or as a ‘w’ (as in the historical\fictional character + noun 'Don Juan', the feminine name 'Juanita', or the word 'marijuana'\'marihuana' or 'chihuahua' or the exclamatory interjunction 'Woo!').
"Juicey jalapeños, Jawohl!" exclaimed Captain Jean-Luc Picard of the U.S.S. Enterprise-D to the young, savvy, don juan.
by Victor Van Styn January 03, 2007

by Victor Van Styn December 28, 2005

Translating from Germain litterally as "Oh my God!". Note the backthroat sound in ‘ach’, same as in ‘ich’, ‘Loch Ness Monster’, and similar to ‘Chanukah’(note the 'C'). Like 'Kahnukah' though without the full 'K'..
by Victor Van Styn September 05, 2005

liquor in the form of beer consisting of 3.2% alcahol. Use to be legal in the States for people over sixteen years of age to consume if not in large quantities per sitting.
Synonyms: 3.2, 3.2 beer, 3-2 beer, three-two, three.two beer, et cetera. . .
Synonyms: 3.2, 3.2 beer, 3-2 beer, three-two, three.two beer, et cetera. . .
by Victor Van Styn September 05, 2005


what you tell someone that she\he is (usually via an Instant Messenger), as an entertaining way to inform her\him that she\he is slow-witted. It is especially humorous when they just don’t get it.. hence the person’s being ‘(s)low’!!
Kelsey: ..Geez. You're awfully (s)low.
Eric: ...‘(s)low’? Don’t you mean ‘slow’?? If so, I’ll have you know that I run a mile in under five minutes.
Kelsey: I’m sure you do*coughnotcough*.. But no, I mean ‘(s)low’: what »you« are.
Eric: What d’ya mean?
Kelsey: I’m not telling you; that’s for me to know, and for you to one day embarasedly find out.
Eric: But I dunno.. Are you sure it’s not the same as ‘slow’?
Kelsey: The more that you enquire into the meaning of your title--‘(s)low’--the more that it proves your being such.
Eric: How’m I s’pose to know what it means..
Kelsey: You are (s)low, you know..
Eric: Jus‘ shut up, I’m thinking..
Kelsey: About what, *you* and the *word ‘(s)low’*?
Eric: May be, may be not..
Kelsey: Exactly, you are, which be why I call you ‘(s)low one’. Just proves my point.
*Looking too deeply into it, Eric tries the hardest he can to learn the meaning and\or pun of ‘(s)low’, not thinking to simply refer to UrbanDictionary.com.*
Eric: ...‘(s)low’? Don’t you mean ‘slow’?? If so, I’ll have you know that I run a mile in under five minutes.
Kelsey: I’m sure you do*coughnotcough*.. But no, I mean ‘(s)low’: what »you« are.
Eric: What d’ya mean?
Kelsey: I’m not telling you; that’s for me to know, and for you to one day embarasedly find out.
Eric: But I dunno.. Are you sure it’s not the same as ‘slow’?
Kelsey: The more that you enquire into the meaning of your title--‘(s)low’--the more that it proves your being such.
Eric: How’m I s’pose to know what it means..
Kelsey: You are (s)low, you know..
Eric: Jus‘ shut up, I’m thinking..
Kelsey: About what, *you* and the *word ‘(s)low’*?
Eric: May be, may be not..
Kelsey: Exactly, you are, which be why I call you ‘(s)low one’. Just proves my point.
*Looking too deeply into it, Eric tries the hardest he can to learn the meaning and\or pun of ‘(s)low’, not thinking to simply refer to UrbanDictionary.com.*
by Victor Van Styn August 30, 2005
