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A once-beautiful country lead by Fidel Castro, a corrupt fascist dictator. Foreign tourists are welcomed warmly by the regime, and there are several nice tourist spots in Cuba where Cuban citizens are not allowed to go. It is 70 miles southeast of Miami, and the US sees this as a threat, even though the Soviet Union was only a few miles west of Alaska.
Fidel Castro supported Iraq's Ba'athist regime by sending Cuban cigars to Saddam.

The only way to go to Cuba is to take a flight from Cancun to Havana in some old Russian two-prop plane.
by Victor September 20, 2004
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a comment spontaneously uttered when entering an establishment where there is a fine looking young woman. A bastardization of bitch, beeyatch, etc.
pl. bizitches
the hotter the chicks at a given establishment the longer the word is stretched out
biiiiizzzzzzithces!
by Victor October 29, 2003
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Border town in south Texas with a population of 200,000 and a small minority of illegal immigrants; city is overwhelmingly made up of Hispanics (95% approx.) -- it's fine if you don't live in the shitty parts. Still a historical place, and one of the oldest cities in Texas. Only real way to make good money is the oil industry or import/export.
Raqem should shut the hell up about Laredo.
by Victor February 03, 2004
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What Bush needs, since he's so fucking full of it.
Buy laxatives for Bush! For $10, we will send a $7 pack of laxatives to the White House and $3 to Iraqi charity organizations.
by Victor September 23, 2004
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Dumbass, it wasn't used by the Nazis. It was first used by the Prussians during the Napoleonic Wars and today's Luftwaffe still uses it.
Fat Boy Kemp is a dumbass and Victor is a proud German who still has an Iron Cross in his pocket all the time.
by Victor April 24, 2004
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