scally

liverpool uk
type of person
lives of benefits works cash in hand
has no job complains about rich people
wears track suits
generally young
that boys a scally
by VICTOR April 8, 2004
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queef

A wet flappy fart noise that is emmitted from the pus when air is brought into it. It usually creates a sloppy "ppppfffftttt" noise followed by a wet fart and the rapid flapping of pussy lips. Sometimes white chunks of seman have been known to fly out of my friends vagina.
"Alli queefed after the shower and a huge cum ball flew out."
by Victor April 14, 2003
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bag

suck my bag, hoe.
i dropped my bag in her mouth while she was asleep
by Victor April 14, 2003
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kweer

Luis is a kweer...huh scott?!
by VICTOR April 7, 2005
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Firearm

Another one of man's best friends, second to the dog. You load a bullet, unlock the gun, aim at your target, pull the trigger, and get smacked in the face by kick-back. Usually protested against by hippies, anti-war protestors, liberals, and other idiots. The United Kingdom has fallen prey to the liberal predators in Parliament who passed laws controlling the ownership and usage of firearms, and not just safety laws (like the United States.)
I love my firearm. I sleep with it in my bed.

"George, I killed my firearm because i pet it too hard."
"Don't worry, Lenny, I'll fix it for you."
by victor December 6, 2003
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vegetarian hot lunch

When one takes a dump in a girl's mouth and her mouth has seran wrap so she only gets the heat not the meat.
by Victor May 20, 2003
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laxative

What Bush needs, since he's so fucking full of it.
Buy laxatives for Bush! For $10, we will send a $7 pack of laxatives to the White House and $3 to Iraqi charity organizations.
by Victor September 23, 2004
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