Definitions by Vice Keiser Blair

The Devils Seesaw 

The act of two men performing a 69 in a complimentary rhythmic sequence.

Sam and Mark totally nailed The Devils Seesaw in their cabin.

The Devils Seesaw by Vice Keiser Blair December 1, 2022

Brookhaven 

The birthplace of high class and civility.

Did you guys here Chris was born in Brookhaven? That’s high class.

Brookhaven by Vice Keiser Blair December 8, 2020

Truaninonashufodopressure 

A word commonly spoken and understood by dementia patients.

Joe mentioned Truaninonashufodopressure, what does it mean? WHAT DOES IT MEAN?!!!

Truaninonashufodopressure by Vice Keiser Blair November 22, 2020

The Raberio

A civilization of swamp monsters born from the trenches of the sloshy MSW pits in power plants across the United States. A Raberio, being created from non-parental DNA, often lies for its own benefit to gain the graces of its masters in order to feel the love that typically comes from ones parents.

Watch out Brad!!! The Raberio can pop out at any time and gather information for its Overlords!

The Raberio by Vice Keiser Blair November 21, 2020

Mongo 

1. An act in which a man (typically a hapless redneck) will eat a cream stuffed hooker’s pussy after she finishes a 12 hour shift in the massage parlor.

I can’t wait to Mongo that gob filled beast after her shift!

Mongo by Vice Keiser Blair November 21, 2020

The Dodelin 

The act of impregnating a stripper while performing last in a train during ones bachelors party.

Bro, did you really just explode The Dodelin inside that cum dumpster?

The Dodelin by Vice Keiser Blair November 20, 2020

BDP 

BDP aka Big Dick Phil

A Dick so big, it thoroughly “fills” Pennsville whores.

I’m about to drop a BDP on this bitch!

BDP by Vice Keiser Blair November 19, 2020