Vic and Kate Stanley's definitions

ollie

A small poo, often excreted in bunches resembling grapes.

Can also be used as an insult to convay that someone is stupid or dim.

"Whoa, go and look in the loo, that it one huge bunch of ollies i've just crapped out!"

"Why did you do that 'soft ollies', you're so stupid!"

by Vic and Kate Stanley August 29, 2005

Knobble

Slang word for 'Knob'.

"Davey is such a dick"
"I know, he is such a knobble!"

by Vic and Kate Stanley August 29, 2005

Crappin Bum

When a Cadbury's chocolate eclair toffee has been left in the car, and the inside has melted.

Thus, when you bite into the sweet, the chocolate is soft and can be squeezed out, just like a 'crapping bum'.

'Wow, Vic, i've just had the NICEST crappin' bum" Said Kate.

by Vic and Kate Stanley August 29, 2005