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Watermelon Sugar

A short film created in 1932 starring Charlie Chapman that tells the story of a man named Joe Simmons who goes to a pub to drown out his sorrows. Charlie Chapman playing as himself goes up to Joe and asks what's wrong. Joe replies "It's the word Charlie I don't know what it means!" Charlie obvious confused, then asks "Well what word?" Joe replies "Watermelon Sugar! The word has been drowned out into obscurity when a bunch of definitions were made of it! The word has been trending for years at the top of the word trending list on Urban Dictionary! I don't know what it means and I still have yet to know!" Charlie then says "Hey calm down for a second. Here, why don't yah tell me you're name and we can sort this whole thing out." Joe says "The names Joe." Charlie asks "Joe who?" Joe Simmons immediately snaps up out of his seat and shouts "Joe mama!" Charlie rushes in behind the counter and grabs the 12 gauge double barrel shotgun and nails Joe in the head. The audience then laughs and the movie ends.
Watermelon Sugar, Mason what does it mean?
It's no use, we're out of time. We're at Defcon 2!
Not yet, I've got one more card to play.

But eventually the word will phase from existence; 

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The Industrial Society and It's Consequences
But eventually the word will phase from existence;

will it?
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Wait.. what?

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3 by Veteran Bandit April 29, 2021

I've Got Time, But No Money 

The first song created by the legendary band Kino.
I've Got Time, But No Money sounds quite nice

Don't ask Don't tell 

Some policy that said gays can't be in the military if they were public about it

Peaceful Protesting 

What liberals call burning down buildings and rioting in the streets over a person dying who happened to be black
1. A really good movie created in 2019
2. A time when World War 1 was going on
3. 6 years after the M1911 was created
4. America joined WW1
1917 was a weird year
1917 by Veteran Bandit April 13, 2021