The condition wherein one imagines someone's orgasm face during the course of a completely unrelated and innocent conversation.
Sarah was chatting with her elderly neighbor about dog grooming when her orgasmorphatism kicked in, causing her to lose her train of thought. She quickly excused herself and ran inside, shaking her head to rid herself of the picture.
John was trying to focus on the nurse's instructions for wound care, but his orgasmorphatism was making it difficult to concentrate on her words.
John was trying to focus on the nurse's instructions for wound care, but his orgasmorphatism was making it difficult to concentrate on her words.
by Veranda Collingwood October 04, 2010
What mothers, sales clerks and admin assistants have absolutely no possibility of ever trying. Ever.
Emma: Can you hold on a sec please, I'm trying to concentrate on this email to the president you asked me to compose.
Emma's boss: What? You think I pay you to sit around unitasking?!? I want all eight of these things done right now! Yesterday, in fact!
Emma's boss: What? You think I pay you to sit around unitasking?!? I want all eight of these things done right now! Yesterday, in fact!
by Veranda Collingwood January 14, 2013
Anything that seems to be bigger on the inside. Ref: The Doctor's TARDIS, which, while from the outside looks to be a simple phone box, actually is a time-and-space-traveling ship which includes but is not limited to a control room, a wardrobe room and a swimming pool.
Guy, watching incredulously as a Girl rummages in purse, digging out a wallet, a book, two tubes of lipstick, several hair accessories and a phone: "All that stuff fit in your tiny pocketbook?"
Girl: "Yeah. Time Lord Technology"
Guy: "Oh right...bigger on the inside"
Girl: "Yeah. Time Lord Technology"
Guy: "Oh right...bigger on the inside"
by Veranda Collingwood January 03, 2011
Fat, Ugly, Poor and Stupid. An acronym for the guy at the bar that you turn down, even on an off night.
Ingrid: I think that guy likes you. He's been giving you the eyes all night.
Elsa: Eww. He's totally FUPS. I'd rather go home alone and organize my sock drawer.
Elsa: Eww. He's totally FUPS. I'd rather go home alone and organize my sock drawer.
by Veranda Collingwood April 19, 2011
When one partner of a past relationship adds more to the significance of the connection than was actually there.
George, seeing Jenna 10 years after high school, succumbs to relationship revision, embarrassing both himself and his erstwhile crush.
George: Wow! Its great to see you again, Jenna! I've thought about you alot over the years....how we really had something going back in high school.
Jenna (quizzical): We went to high school together??
George: Wow! Its great to see you again, Jenna! I've thought about you alot over the years....how we really had something going back in high school.
Jenna (quizzical): We went to high school together??
by Veranda Collingwood October 16, 2010
Matt tried to explain to his 7th grade class what flannel was, but quickly realized that it is simply something one must experience for themselves.
by Veranda Collingwood March 08, 2013
Refusal to join facebook due to the completely rational fear of old girlfriends/boyfriends who may still have a hate-on for you after a disastrous break-up years ago.
Girl 1: Hey Carol, how come I couldn't find you on facebook?
Girl 2: No way, Jen! I seriously don't want some of those guys I went out with in college to find me. You remember Frank? He threw that "I hate Carol" party after we broke up? {shudders}
Girl 1: You've GOT to get over your facebook phobia and join the real world!
Girl 2: No way, Jen! I seriously don't want some of those guys I went out with in college to find me. You remember Frank? He threw that "I hate Carol" party after we broke up? {shudders}
Girl 1: You've GOT to get over your facebook phobia and join the real world!
by Veranda Collingwood October 09, 2010