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snatchsqauch

SnatchSqauch; A uncommonly large predatory female usually accompanied by one or more mid range attractive women which deceptively appear to be more attractive when seen next to the Snatchsqauch, typically they are over grown with Hair and so masculine they are often mistaken for male's. Anyone caught by a snatchsqautch never comes out the same, physical & mental trauma always insues! One can surely identify the the Snatchsqauch by the overwhelming Muskee Oder emulating from the their snatch, from this their name is derived.
Weeping Victim: Fuck You Guys! Thanks for letting that Snatchsqauch get her paws on me last night, I, I, Don't Look at Me Stop! 😭😭😭
by Vendetta Fist July 11, 2017
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skankbanger

A generally underestimated male who is far tougher than he receives credit for, for Two reasons. One of which can be understood by looking into his memoir of Skanks portfolio, and the other must be left to the individual to understand for themselves if they choose to go there.
Watch yourself and your bitch around that fuckin Skankbanger bro, he’ll hit You and IT weather your watching or not, if you come at him sideways.
Also known to bring horrific mental & physical agony upon anyone that cross’s that line.
by Vendetta Fist February 9, 2019
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Taffy Puller

; very long pertruding vaginal lips, so long they appear Identical to the taffy on the taffy pulling machine often viewed in use at taffy shops pulling saltwater taffy.
Bocephous: Dude remember that hottie with the fat camel toe you pointed out last night at the bar?
Monte: Yea I do, why ya ask?
Bocephous: Well I tell ya what that was no camel toe, soon as I got the fucker set free it revealed its true colors! That there was a god damn Taffy Puller my friend! BTW Thanks A lot ya SOB, I still got the taste in my mouth!
by Vendetta Fist December 27, 2017
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boner narcalepsy

a medical condition restricted to male's caused by abnormally large erections that very suddenly drain all the blood from the brain when it's required to erect the penis inturn causing the patient to loose concousness.
So the doctor finally diagnosed my problem bro, he says it's a clear case of boner narcalepsy| , I geuss your mom was right man!
by Vendetta Fist September 19, 2017
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Chicken Farmer

A perfect specimen of a female who grew up raising chickens which has blessed her with the ability to raise any and all cocks within her general vicinity just by being present & with her Absolutely stunning Beauty.
Patron: "Excuse me bartender! You must have been raised on a chicken farm not?"
Bartender: "Huh? Why would You say that?"
Patron: "Well by the way your raising cocks around here I just figured u We're surely a Chicken Farmer"
Bartender: "OMG! Shut Up your so Ridiculous."
Patrin: "Seriously tho."
by Vendetta Fist October 24, 2017
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Gorilla Fist

;The Buldging lump located in the crotch of a human male that is visibly similar in appearance to the silverback Gorilla's Fist which is capable of delivering unbelievably powerful blows to watever it comes into contact with and certainly ruins any office it penetrates leaving it gaping so wide echos can be heard and no known cases have reported recovering wat so ever, or the male version of the Camel Toe!
Sally: OMG Sammy Look at the Gorilla Fist on that S.O.B.!
Sammy: DAMNNN, My Camel Toe & I are going to challenge him & his Gorilla Fist to a thumb wrestling tournament so get outta my way You fu*#%n Cow!
by Vendetta Fist October 24, 2017
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Boner Narcolepsey

;a medical condition which subjects the patient to sudden narcoleptic episodes(aka passing the F*#k out) whenever he becomes sexually arroused due to the sudden loss of blood to the brain when it is required to erect his ridiculously large Organ. When one suffers from this condition they should always inform any and all new partners before engaging in intercourse otherwise they may panic and dial 911 or worse throw the patient off a bridge so as to avoid any legal reprecutions of a wrongful death suit etc.
Stanley: Well how was she bro?
Patient: I've no clue bro, this damn boner narcolepsey gets me every time so if anything did happen I can't remember, seeing however as to how she walked out on her own I'd say it was a no go.
by Vendetta Fist October 27, 2017
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