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Jorde; a no good lying dirtbag of man who's only contribution to society is being a burden. A jorde will swindle, extort, and con at every chance possible. 100% of what passes a jorde's lips is pure Bullshit. A jorde never has any of their own funds no matter what they tell you there always Broke.Jorde's are also known for molesting livestock of all shapes and sizes.
"That SOB is a Jorde you gotta watch him, he'll take ya for every cent you got if ya let him"
"They caught that fuckin jorde down at the livery again, standing on a bucket just going to town on that poor old Blind Lahma, poor fella don't even know wtf is going on just stands there chewin away in total obliveian"
"They caught that fuckin jorde down at the livery again, standing on a bucket just going to town on that poor old Blind Lahma, poor fella don't even know wtf is going on just stands there chewin away in total obliveian"
by Vendetta Fist February 19, 2017
Get the Jorde mug.a medical condition restricted to male's caused by abnormally large erections that very suddenly drain all the blood from the brain when it's required to erect the penis inturn causing the patient to loose concousness.
So the doctor finally diagnosed my problem bro, he says it's a clear case of boner narcalepsy| , I geuss your mom was right man!
by Vendetta Fist September 19, 2017
Get the boner narcalepsy mug.A generally underestimated male who is far tougher than he receives credit for, for Two reasons. One of which can be understood by looking into his memoir of Skanks portfolio, and the other must be left to the individual to understand for themselves if they choose to go there.
Watch yourself and your bitch around that fuckin Skankbanger bro, he’ll hit You and IT weather your watching or not, if you come at him sideways.
Also known to bring horrific mental & physical agony upon anyone that cross’s that line.
Also known to bring horrific mental & physical agony upon anyone that cross’s that line.
by Vendetta Fist February 9, 2019
Get the skankbanger mug.;one who embodies a deep perversion for the inverted nipple/nipple’s. ;a inverted nipple/Nipple’s pervert. ;a fetish for inverted nipple’s
Helga: My mans a total Inpert, he loves to suck em till they pop out like like a one of them Popper toys, & as soon as they flip script he’s at full attention!
Ursula: Well your lucky because Ol A.A. over here has a Dirty fetish to but it has nothing to do with Nipples isn’t that right Angus?!
Anus:🤷🏻 ♂️
Helga: What’s A.A. Stand for anyways?
Ursala: Anus Angus😒.
Helga:🤭Ohhhhhhhhh
Ursula: Well your lucky because Ol A.A. over here has a Dirty fetish to but it has nothing to do with Nipples isn’t that right Angus?!
Anus:🤷🏻 ♂️
Helga: What’s A.A. Stand for anyways?
Ursala: Anus Angus😒.
Helga:🤭Ohhhhhhhhh
by Vendetta Fist July 4, 2021
Get the Inpert mug.A perfect specimen of a female who grew up raising chickens which has blessed her with the ability to raise any and all cocks within her general vicinity just by being present & with her Absolutely stunning Beauty.
Patron: "Excuse me bartender! You must have been raised on a chicken farm not?"
Bartender: "Huh? Why would You say that?"
Patron: "Well by the way your raising cocks around here I just figured u We're surely a Chicken Farmer"
Bartender: "OMG! Shut Up your so Ridiculous."
Patrin: "Seriously tho."
Bartender: "Huh? Why would You say that?"
Patron: "Well by the way your raising cocks around here I just figured u We're surely a Chicken Farmer"
Bartender: "OMG! Shut Up your so Ridiculous."
Patrin: "Seriously tho."
by Vendetta Fist October 24, 2017
Get the Chicken Farmer mug.Can occur during any type of gathering a party, wedding, even a funeral! The puppeteer begins by removing his penis "a.k.a. Puppet" from his trousers and begins to stretch and pull on it of course to prepare for the upcoming show. Once he has his puppet prepared he then begins to manipulate it into a variety of different objects, such as the wrist watch, sail boat, cheeseburger, hungry baby bird, etc. after which the puppeteer takes a bow along with his puppet and that's all folks!
OMG Becky did You see the Penis puppetiering that puppeteer and his puppet did? Um ya the puppet, It was so big He must be one of those guys from North Dakota!!
by Vendetta Fist February 15, 2017
Get the penis puppetiering mug.;when a Weasley individual displays great pride in their Skills, Material Things, and or anything in their life. Extremely Boastful & Brags about everything as if everything of theirs is the GOAT.
JJ: Whats with barbie car bruh, seems kinda flamboyant!
The LEGEND: Shitttt, that My Miata MFer and itll blow the doors off whatever your running boy! I got more ponies under the hood that there is old white guys under hoods south of the mason dixon line.
JJ:🤣😂😅🤣😅😂,seems a bit hubericks bro but hold Up Im going to go get my Dads Fiesta!’
The LEGEND: Shitttt, that My Miata MFer and itll blow the doors off whatever your running boy! I got more ponies under the hood that there is old white guys under hoods south of the mason dixon line.
JJ:🤣😂😅🤣😅😂,seems a bit hubericks bro but hold Up Im going to go get my Dads Fiesta!’
by Vendetta Fist June 11, 2023
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