Vendetta Fist's definitions

Wook

Wook; A Caucasian male found lurking among Asians who hopes to integrate unnoticed into the culture of the Far East but actually while in the west, yeah that one white guy at the bar.
*NOTICE* Credit for this belongs to Bobby Lee & Theo Von

Eh Pingyong see thatWook over there, he’s wide eyeing your girl bruh, you gonna do something or?

by Vendetta Fist January 16, 2023

bulgepie

; Release of ejaculate (cum, semen, baby batter, creamofsumyoungguy, Peter paste) when ones Penis is Bulging the throat of the receiver. Throat-bulge + Creampie = Bulgepie.

Guy: Oh yeah baby, take it! I’m gonna give you a massive bulgepie you filthy Slut, UGGHHHHHH!
Girl: Gurggllleeee

by Vendetta Fist October 8, 2021

Boner Narcolepsey

;a medical condition which subjects the patient to sudden narcoleptic episodes(aka passing the F*#k out) whenever he becomes sexually arroused due to the sudden loss of blood to the brain when it is required to erect his ridiculously large Organ. When one suffers from this condition they should always inform any and all new partners before engaging in intercourse otherwise they may panic and dial 911 or worse throw the patient off a bridge so as to avoid any legal reprecutions of a wrongful death suit etc.

Stanley: Well how was she bro?
Patient: I've no clue bro, this damn boner narcolepsey gets me every time so if anything did happen I can't remember, seeing however as to how she walked out on her own I'd say it was a no go.

by Vendetta Fist October 27, 2017

Onion skin

the film on top of her skin the morning after the Filthy Cumslut was the star of the Bukkake party.

Theiland: "Hey Smelly wats all over your face?"
Smelly: "Huh? Oh that's just Onion Skin from last night"
Jorde: "Ooooooo God Whyyyyy (Hyperventating Crying bitchboy noises"
Theiland: "God Damnit WTF, why don't I ever get invited to this shit?"
Smelly: "Same Reason Cry baby over there doesn't, duh! Your Fuckin Bald Bitch! Now excuse me while I go fart cum on the toilet, it's beginning to run down my thighs so it's time!"

by Vendetta Fist November 1, 2017

Perverse psychology

A ultra rare form of the psychological fields many different forms.; the practitioner focuses all their energy toward another in which they wish to perform upon & have performed upon themselves by said individual perverted acts, and bombards them with seeds of their desires until the target can no longer do anything but begin to grow the same desires in turn fulfilling the intent of said practice.

Dr. Giggles: Yes my love I did successfully perform perverse psychology upon your Sister, it was strictly business however so why are you so upset?

by Vendetta Fist June 5, 2020

snatchsqauch

SnatchSqauch; A uncommonly large predatory female usually accompanied by one or more mid range attractive women which deceptively appear to be more attractive when seen next to the Snatchsqauch, typically they are over grown with Hair and so masculine they are often mistaken for male's. Anyone caught by a snatchsqautch never comes out the same, physical & mental trauma always insues! One can surely identify the the Snatchsqauch by the overwhelming Muskee Oder emulating from the their snatch, from this their name is derived.

Weeping Victim: Fuck You Guys! Thanks for letting that Snatchsqauch get her paws on me last night, I, I, Don't Look at Me Stop! 😭😭😭

by Vendetta Fist July 11, 2017

strohmo

Strohmo; not to be confused with Homo, a strohmo is a man of rare different nature and is most definitally as solid of character as there is.

"Did you see that Strohmo ditch those five-O back in the Alley last night? He was like a ninja it was badass!"

by Vendetta Fist February 19, 2017