Velvet Tongue's definitions

Peeker Poo

A turd you pinch off that quickly slides into a toilet's trapway (the hole at the bottom) and almost disappears, but a little bit is still peeking out. It kinda looks like an eel in its hole waiting for a fish.

I pinched a nice one off and thought it was gone down the trap :( but I could still see a little bit of it; it was a peeker poo. Made me smile. :)

by Velvet Tongue December 17, 2025

Heiferheaded

An obstinate, aggressive, unyielding, unthinking female. The female version of a bullheaded man.

She was so heiferheaded I couldn't reason with her.

by Velvet Tongue December 20, 2025

Poopoglyphics

The symbolic language of turds floating in the toilet bowl which occasionally form important messages. These messages require quick observation and interpretation as turd elements can sink, disintegrate, or float to new positions, losing the message forever.

After pooping, I immediately look in the toilet bowl for discernible poopoglyphics. I often receive important messages which help me in my life. Sometimes I share a pic with friends and seek their interpretations.

by Velvet Tongue December 21, 2025

Heifer-headed

A person with an aggressive and unyielding approach to discussing issues, but with a feminine flair and lacking the pointiness of horns. Differs from bull-headed in that the person's confrontational energy, while still weighty and ominous, feels softer and warmer, like you might be given a glass of warm milk after being brow-beaten in an argument.

While her husband was bull-headed, she was heifer-headed. The couple's arguments were like two cows standing their ground, face to face, unyielding. While the husband grunted aggressively, the wife mooed annoyingly, wore down the husband, and offered him a glass a warm milk if he would give up and roll over.

by Velvet Tongue December 22, 2025

Turd-o-glyphics

The graphical alphabet of turds in the toilet bowl, similar to Egyptian hieroglyphics.

Floating and sunken turds can represent animals, household objects, or simple shapes.

Alone or in combination, they can convey important messages.

There is no universally agreed upon interpretation of turd-o-glyphics.

After pooping, I quickly look into the toilet for any messages written in turd-o-glyphics before the turds sink, rearrange themselves, or otherwise lose their meaning forever.

Occasionally, floating turds on the move can convey multiple messages in sequence.

Sometimes I share pics or movies with friends to see if their interpretations of the messages differ from mine.

by Velvet Tongue December 22, 2025

Wood lake

A massive puddle of precum and cum, often spreading to cover an entire floor, beneath a sling or slings in which a series of men have been suspended and repeatedly brought to orgasm over a period of days. Orgasms may result from anal penetration, prostate stimulation, fellatio, frotting, masturbation, or any other means.

Also, a large puddle of precum and cum from a big cummer having a series of wet dreams while sleeping naked on a tile floor.

My friend has a wood lake in his basement. He has 3 slings down there, and last weekend 1,372 guys spend about 5 minutes each in a sling and ejaculated onto the floor.

Her boyfriend was a heavy cummer and left a wood lake after she refused him sex, made him sleep on the floor, and he had a lot of wet dreams.

by Velvet Tongue December 29, 2025

Brarise

To suffer a breakdown and simultaneously arise while collapsing, in a bewildering emotional superposition.

Bro, when I got a text that my girlfriend had been hit by a car and was seriously injured and, at the same time, this other hot chick texted me a naked selfie, I couldn't help but brarise. Brarising confuses the shit out of me.

by Velvet Tongue January 1, 2026