Definitions by Velvet Tongue
Semen S'more
A butt-crack filled top-to-bottom with a mix of poop and cum which looks like a s’more when viewed horizontally. Happens when poop goes into the crack after semen is already in the crack.
Billy wanted to fuck me in the ass but I kept my asshole clenched, so he came in my butt-crack and made a Semen S'more. It took him a long time to come, so when I finally relaxed my butthole poop came out.
Semen S'more by Velvet Tongue August 26, 2026
Shit S'more
n. A butt-crack filled top-to-bottom with a mix of shit and cum which looks like a s’more when viewed horizontally. A Shit S’more usually results from poop expressed into the crack from the anus immediately after frottage between the buttocks has filled the crack with ejaculate.
v. To shit again after mistakenly thinking you are finished shitting.
v. To shit again after mistakenly thinking you are finished shitting.
Billy helped me make a Shit S'more. He wanted to fuck me in the ass but I kept my asshole clenched shut, so he just fucked my crack and came. When I relaxed my butthole after, poop came out and mixed with the cum creating a Shit S’more.
Jesse thought he was done shitting but realized he had to Shit S’more.
Jesse thought he was done shitting but realized he had to Shit S’more.
Shit S'more by Velvet Tongue August 21, 2026
Shit S'more
A s'more which is made of soft poop that has inadvertently escaped and spread into a person's crack. The butt cheeks compress the spread-out poop thereby creating the shit s'more. The poop does not reach an undergarment.
Mike was at work in a warehouse when he accidentally created a shit s'more while lifting a heavy box after eating lunch at a Mexican restaurant.
Shit S'more by Velvet Tongue August 17, 2026
Ivanwhore
The original name of the 1819 historical novel by Sir Walter Scott about a brave, loyal, Saxon whore before his editor suggested he make the novel about a knight rather than a male whore. When Walter protested, his editor is reported to have said, "I shortened the title by two measly letters. Just change the action from cocksuckling to swashbuckling and we'll be good to go."
When the boy said he wanted to read the book Ivanhoe, his teacher suggested, "you may want to read the original story Ivanwhore first, but your parents will have to sign a permission slip."
Ivanwhore by Velvet Tongue March 7, 2026
Cuntatollah
A female state leader of the Iranian Islamic Republic wreaking havock through terror and repressive religious laws via weekly day-long rants at the Mosque.
The Cuntatollah succeeded the Ayatollah and ordered all men to wear her signature designed body length black robes with only their eyes and penises exposed. She called this the Hand-job Him-jab.
Cuntatollah by Velvet Tongue February 28, 2026
Cum Rug
1. A thick coating of dried cum on bald head that resembles a hair piece or toupee. Full coverage usually requires multiple simultaneous ejaculations from a group as well as the use of some type of applicator by a stylist to ensure even application and shape.
2. A protective piece of carpet - usually a remnant, but sometimes an expensive, purpose-made, decorative oriental example costing many thousands of dollars - placed on the floor to capture ejaculate from various sex acts.
2. A protective piece of carpet - usually a remnant, but sometimes an expensive, purpose-made, decorative oriental example costing many thousands of dollars - placed on the floor to capture ejaculate from various sex acts.
1. Jim enjoyed showing off his cum rug after having many men ejaculate on his bald head during group sex. His cosmetologist friend did a nice job spreading the cum and using masking tape and vinyl edging to prevent dripping during the drying process.
2. The tech billionaire positioned beautiful custom-designed oriental cum rugs next to his bed to capture his cum dripping from the anuses of his sex partners. When they became saturated, he encased the cum rugs in acrylic and displayed them under custom lighting in his sex dungeon.
2. The tech billionaire positioned beautiful custom-designed oriental cum rugs next to his bed to capture his cum dripping from the anuses of his sex partners. When they became saturated, he encased the cum rugs in acrylic and displayed them under custom lighting in his sex dungeon.
Cum Rug by Velvet Tongue February 24, 2026
Snart
A combination of either a simultaneous snore and fart, snotty noseblow and fart, snort and fart, sniffle and fart, or any combination of the the aforementioned examples of uppermost respiratory and lowermost digestive tract offensive noises. Can be experienced by the same person or by multiple people within auditory proximity voicing all possible examples simultaneously. Can be experienced by an unlimited number of human beings simultaneously such as in a "snart wave" moving around a stadium at a sporting event or moving through an entire urban population. Context sensitive.
Bob had a bad head cold and snarted when he blew his nose and farted simultaneously. He had eaten a bean and vegetable dish at an earlier meal. Later that day, Bob's friend Jim recounted that he had been at his son's elementary school flag football championship game and had experienced a stadium snart wave composed of simultaneous snores, snot blows, sniffles, snorts, and farts due to the combination of sleepy grandparents, parents with colds, and many consuming chips with chili and queso from the concession stand.
Snart by Velvet Tongue February 23, 2026