El Mono is the new way of communicating! By surgically installing an antenna into your head, you can call your friends with only a 60% chance of receiving head cancer!
Plus, you get a free purple monkey which not only acts as the battery but saps your soul, eventually leaving your body an emaciated husk and whisking your soul back to our International Headquaters for usage in new types of devices!
Plus, you get a free purple monkey which not only acts as the battery but saps your soul, eventually leaving your body an emaciated husk and whisking your soul back to our International Headquaters for usage in new types of devices!
"I just had an El Mono installed, now I can call my friends where ever I want!"
"My El Mono battery pack stole my sould. I want it back."
"Johnnie Somedude died when they tried to install an El Mono into his head. Sucks to be Johniie Somedude, huh?"
"My El Mono battery pack stole my sould. I want it back."
"Johnnie Somedude died when they tried to install an El Mono into his head. Sucks to be Johniie Somedude, huh?"
by Vee Are Are Schee October 20, 2003
1: To not have memory.
2: A nescesity in most Console RPG's; you can always tell a game will be good if the main character has amnesia.
2: A nescesity in most Console RPG's; you can always tell a game will be good if the main character has amnesia.
Fei, Cloud, Squall, and many more characters have had amnesia, for the purpse to hide their intruiging pasts until it would best impact the plot to reveal it.
The use of this dances the border between clever and contrived.
The use of this dances the border between clever and contrived.
by Vee Are Are Schee October 24, 2003
Additionally, to say "Slapnuts!" in a high pitched voice and slap a pair of imaginary testes on your chin back and forth, while macking a clicking noise with your toungue to imitate the sound of the nutss being impacted by the palm.
Used for when you have nothing better to say.
Used for when you have nothing better to say.
As Bob and Jorge sat around bored, Bob said,
"Slapnuts! Ktch ktch ktch ktch!"
Jorge laughed, then went back to being bored.
Bob later overdosed on sugar.
"Slapnuts! Ktch ktch ktch ktch!"
Jorge laughed, then went back to being bored.
Bob later overdosed on sugar.
by Vee Are Are Schee May 07, 2004
When I was super rich and had whores hanging on every protrustion from my body, Charlie was my best friend.
When aliens ruined my career and anally raped me, Charlie decided he was friends with ol' Thomas, who had just one the lottery, instead.
When aliens ruined my career and anally raped me, Charlie decided he was friends with ol' Thomas, who had just one the lottery, instead.
by Vee Are Are Schee May 06, 2004
A penis inside a vagina.
You see, 'cause a hot dog is like a penis, and the taco is like the vagina - its funny!!!!!1111eleven11
You see, 'cause a hot dog is like a penis, and the taco is like the vagina - its funny!!!!!1111eleven11
by Vee Are Are Schee May 03, 2004
The most evil video game ever.
Bub and Bob trap monsters inside a bubble, first letting them asphyxiate for some time. Then, when they gasp futily for air, the dragons will pop the bubble,finally killing the monster. The suffering isn't over, however; the monster's soul will turn into a food product, and the dragon will then eat it.
Undoubtedly, the greatest game to ever grace this planet.
Bub and Bob trap monsters inside a bubble, first letting them asphyxiate for some time. Then, when they gasp futily for air, the dragons will pop the bubble,finally killing the monster. The suffering isn't over, however; the monster's soul will turn into a food product, and the dragon will then eat it.
Undoubtedly, the greatest game to ever grace this planet.
Bub trapped the wind-up monster in a bubble; then, when it was nearly dead from suffocation, he popped the bubble, sending the gasping monster flying across the room, smashing its skull on the wall. Bub then ate the monster's soul.
by Vee Are Are Schee October 24, 2003